the result?
+ a newly discovered love for a certain pirate captain
+ discovery of the fact that my pale, dying face flushes after drinking rum
+ hilarious drunken posing in the bathroom before a shower
+ life-altering realization while searching for The Perfect Top that it is far more social to become an alcoholic than it is for me to continue down the path of drug depravity
+ trying to remember a quote Hunter S. Thompson once said about depravity, drugs, and alcohol but then giving up because that could be anything
+ having to take a long, long time typing this to make legible for everyone
oh yeah, and a funny camwhoring session with my mom taking pictures of me because i was like, "MOM TAKE PICTURES OF ME FOR NANA BARB AND OTHER ASSORTED FAMILY," and she was like, "what's that smell?"
i am also frightened by the striking resemblence between me and shane from the l word in that last picture.
