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I was talking to my mother about these books earlier today and we were laughing at eachother for little things we do that show our addiction to this seriese, when I noticed that I hadn't seen a thread like this in the guild so I thought it would be a fun idea to see what other adicts do

You know you're addicted when...
-Everything you know about women (If you can call it knowing) you learned from these books
-You change the names of your friends on your phone, e-mail, whatever to names of characters they remind you of
-You catch yourself saying things like "Light" or "Blood and Ashes" in everyday conversation
-Your mother threatens to have you switched if you finish The Gathering Storm before her
-You've ever called someone a goat kissing trolloc
-Your mother comes up to you and says "I can't believe what Rand said yesterday!" As if he is a real living person
-You call your boyfriend Toy or your girlfriend precious
-You're afraid that your girlfriend is randomly going to bond you as a warder