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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 1:24 am


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You should do what my crazy cousin did. She went to the mall and ask Santa for a man in front of a dozen kids. She's 21 and crazier than I.

XD Did it work?


Yup! Within the same day too of course it was the guy that worked at AT&T booth but still they have the same impulsive wild streak!

Scary huh?

The parents were kind of pissed though cause you know how kids copy stuff like that. One little girl asked Old St.Nick to get rid of her mom so she can marry her daddy! LOL@ Freud theory.

That's hilarious! Are things working out with them?


Yup this would be year number two for them. She's spending the vacation with his family this year and yeah I don't blame her. As our mom's don't get along anyway.

*stocks up the booze*

Wow. Lucky her.

Why don't your moms get along?


Her mom is more of a Hippie and you know how my mom is. xd Culture clashes are fun. I miss when they used to give each other parenting advice and get madder and madder but not directly show it in front of us kids. It was like they were a married couple.

Last year was funny cause she started going on about how I should screw around in college more and talking about what she did. I never seen my mom get that bright in the face.
PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2009 10:42 am


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Yup! Within the same day too of course it was the guy that worked at AT&T booth but still they have the same impulsive wild streak!

Scary huh?

The parents were kind of pissed though cause you know how kids copy stuff like that. One little girl asked Old St.Nick to get rid of her mom so she can marry her daddy! LOL@ Freud theory.

That's hilarious! Are things working out with them?


Yup this would be year number two for them. She's spending the vacation with his family this year and yeah I don't blame her. As our mom's don't get along anyway.

*stocks up the booze*

Wow. Lucky her.

Why don't your moms get along?


Her mom is more of a Hippie and you know how my mom is. xd Culture clashes are fun. I miss when they used to give each other parenting advice and get madder and madder but not directly show it in front of us kids. It was like they were a married couple.

Last year was funny cause she started going on about how I should screw around in college more and talking about what she did. I never seen my mom get that bright in the face.

Makes sense.

XD Nice.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 1:22 pm


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Yup! Within the same day too of course it was the guy that worked at AT&T booth but still they have the same impulsive wild streak!

Scary huh?

The parents were kind of pissed though cause you know how kids copy stuff like that. One little girl asked Old St.Nick to get rid of her mom so she can marry her daddy! LOL@ Freud theory.

That's hilarious! Are things working out with them?


Yup this would be year number two for them. She's spending the vacation with his family this year and yeah I don't blame her. As our mom's don't get along anyway.

*stocks up the booze*

Wow. Lucky her.

Why don't your moms get along?


Her mom is more of a Hippie and you know how my mom is. xd Culture clashes are fun. I miss when they used to give each other parenting advice and get madder and madder but not directly show it in front of us kids. It was like they were a married couple.

Last year was funny cause she started going on about how I should screw around in college more and talking about what she did. I never seen my mom get that bright in the face.

Makes sense.

XD Nice.


Yeah I finally broke down and told then about my girlfriend today. I wasn't really planning on to but since that little fart stole my picture phone I had no choice.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:42 pm


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Yup this would be year number two for them. She's spending the vacation with his family this year and yeah I don't blame her. As our mom's don't get along anyway.

*stocks up the booze*

Wow. Lucky her.

Why don't your moms get along?


Her mom is more of a Hippie and you know how my mom is. xd Culture clashes are fun. I miss when they used to give each other parenting advice and get madder and madder but not directly show it in front of us kids. It was like they were a married couple.

Last year was funny cause she started going on about how I should screw around in college more and talking about what she did. I never seen my mom get that bright in the face.

Makes sense.

XD Nice.


Yeah I finally broke down and told then about my girlfriend today. I wasn't really planning on to but since that little fart stole my picture phone I had no choice.

Why didn't you want to tell them?

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:23 pm


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2009 9:49 am


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.

Ah. Makes sense. So is she begging to meet her now and such?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:14 am


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.

Ah. Makes sense. So is she begging to meet her now and such?


Yes..no Its more like what kind of relationship with this "heavy" girl who sends half naked pictures of herself. 1st: Yeah she's fluffy fine! But I don't like stick figures and I thought we had that talk before. 2nd: She wasn't half naked. She had on PJ's! Very respectable ones I might at and mostly cotton not silk. 3rd: Who I may or may not be sexual with is my own business I nearly 30!

Kay thanks mom.

(Yeah I don't have the balls to say that) sweatdrop
PostPosted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:25 am


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.

Ah. Makes sense. So is she begging to meet her now and such?


Yes..no Its more like what kind of relationship with this "heavy" girl who sends half naked pictures of herself. 1st: Yeah she's fluffy fine! But I don't like stick figures and I thought we had that talk before. 2nd: She wasn't half naked. She had on PJ's! Very respectable ones I might at and mostly cotton not silk. 3rd: Who I may or may not be sexual with is my own business I nearly 30!

Kay thanks mom.

(Yeah I don't have the balls to say that) sweatdrop

Well, if your mom is anything like mine I can't blame you for not having the balls. However, you might want to remind her of your age at some point. =)

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 2:14 am


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.

Ah. Makes sense. So is she begging to meet her now and such?


Yes..no Its more like what kind of relationship with this "heavy" girl who sends half naked pictures of herself. 1st: Yeah she's fluffy fine! But I don't like stick figures and I thought we had that talk before. 2nd: She wasn't half naked. She had on PJ's! Very respectable ones I might at and mostly cotton not silk. 3rd: Who I may or may not be sexual with is my own business I nearly 30!

Kay thanks mom.

(Yeah I don't have the balls to say that) sweatdrop

Well, if your mom is anything like mine I can't blame you for not having the balls. However, you might want to remind her of your age at some point. =)


Well it's not like I don't have birthdays. *sigh* I'm glad she gets tired faster than everyone.
PostPosted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:59 am


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Why didn't you want to tell them?


They usually then want to meet her ASAP and ask me how serious I am. Plus I have to have that whole sex/marriage talk with mom and the whole 9. Like whatever don't you know I was a whore my first year. Of course if she ever found out all all that she would probably cry or something and I would feel like a utter jerk.

Bleh.

Ah. Makes sense. So is she begging to meet her now and such?


Yes..no Its more like what kind of relationship with this "heavy" girl who sends half naked pictures of herself. 1st: Yeah she's fluffy fine! But I don't like stick figures and I thought we had that talk before. 2nd: She wasn't half naked. She had on PJ's! Very respectable ones I might at and mostly cotton not silk. 3rd: Who I may or may not be sexual with is my own business I nearly 30!

Kay thanks mom.

(Yeah I don't have the balls to say that) sweatdrop

Well, if your mom is anything like mine I can't blame you for not having the balls. However, you might want to remind her of your age at some point. =)


Well it's not like I don't have birthdays. *sigh* I'm glad she gets tired faster than everyone.

True. I'm glad my parents aren't so delusional that they think I'll still be a virgin at 30.

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:44 am


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True. I'm glad my parents aren't so delusional that they think I'll still be a virgin at 30.


LOL! Well my mom knows I'm not but yeah she doesn't know just how many females I been with. I'm scared to even think about what she would do to me.
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 9:35 am


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True. I'm glad my parents aren't so delusional that they think I'll still be a virgin at 30.


LOL! Well my mom knows I'm not but yeah she doesn't know just how many females I been with. I'm scared to even think about what she would do to me.

You player you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:12 pm


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True. I'm glad my parents aren't so delusional that they think I'll still be a virgin at 30.


LOL! Well my mom knows I'm not but yeah she doesn't know just how many females I been with. I'm scared to even think about what she would do to me.

You player you.


I wish. More like an animal in heat. I was full of failure the first year of college.
PostPosted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:30 pm


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True. I'm glad my parents aren't so delusional that they think I'll still be a virgin at 30.


LOL! Well my mom knows I'm not but yeah she doesn't know just how many females I been with. I'm scared to even think about what she would do to me.

You player you.


I wish. More like an animal in heat. I was full of failure the first year of college.

Don't worry. That happens to all boys.

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