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I heard this speech from foamy, so I'm just recalling the words of your lord and master.

What's with the names "tall, grande, and vente?" I mean when I ask for a tall glass I expect a tall glass, not a small one! Why don't they just call it small! It's like the opposite in the coffee world!

Screw this you guys, next time I go to a cafe, I'll take a vente spoon and throw it at the waiter's vente head! I'm gonna go make myself a taco grande size pot of coffee. See ya around guys.

xp Another reason why I go to Dancing Grounds.

I ******** love that.
I have his rant version of it on my ipod.
" Small, medium and large! Ya know the original progression for the sizes of beverages was small, medium and large? These ******** had to rename the sizes of their cups to Tall, Grande and Vente. Like calling small a tall makes me feel any better about this urine sample sized cup of coffee swill they surve at these star shmucks coffee houses! And Grande? Where the ******** am I? Mexico? Have you ever heard of a Grande sized shirt? No, a grande sized shirt is an XXL for the fat bastards! So in that respect, a medium sized cup is not grande in any way shape or form. And Vente? What ******** language is that? Latin? When the ******** did we start using a dead language to describe the size of coffee cups? I hope you choke on your own biscotti that you serve with the swill you call coffee. I hope a Vente truck runs over your Grande head and smashes your Tall brain into even Taller pieces! "

Or at least I think thats how it goes.