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"I respect what scares me for it takes alot to scare me."-mine

" 'Always heed what an old blind man or woman says, for they are always right.' so said the old, blind wise man of the mountain."-mine again.

"I don't want to go to hell, hell is for bad people. I want to go to heaven with the good people. But then again what if we are mistaken? What if bad was good and good was bad? What then? I'm going to hell aren't I?"
Mine AGAIN!


"So if you simply divide 6 to the 7th power by 5 you get your answer which is 8.4. Then you have to add that to the average of the numbers given which are 25, 79 and 157. Then you get 95.4. Which is the final answer... you seem surprised I figured it out... it's because I'm blonde isn't it?"- also mine.

Lol
My friend has a similar problem with trees she said and still says alot:

Im not nearly hitting the trees. They are trying to find a way to sue me because i did'nt hug that one tree when i was like 5
Other excuse's "The trees hate my car " " I cant help it the trees keep jumping in front of me" and " The trees are trying to kill me again"

((Sorry, I don't know that many, and that's the one I remember the most))