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 Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:21 pm
Alexandra's Project on Hulu. Aussies are nuts. FLOPPY d**k IN THE OPENING SCENE. Any way this movie is about a man's birthday and his failed marriage. He comes home from work to an empty house expecting a surprise party. After a look around the house the only thing he finds is a video tape.
The video tape is of his wife and kids wishing him a happy birthday. Then his kids leave the house. He thinks he's in for a treat now that his wife is doing a strip tease. LITTLE DOES HE KNOW. HAH.
Highlight for spoilers.
She goes off how he is just interested in her body and not her as a person. blahlblahlblah. He doesn't care and fast forwards to the TITS. YEAH TITS. THEN A FAT HAND STARTS GROPING HIS WOMAN.
A bunch of other s**t goes down. Anyway she tells him a big secret. She's been ******** the neighbor and everyone else for money while he's been at work. Then the fat ******** neighbor starts nailing her in the bum.
birthday boy can't take it so he tried to turn off the tv. THE REMOTE NO LONGER WORKS AND HIS WIFE AND THE NEIGHBOR START ******** AGAIN. some how the remote works and he shuts it off. I honestly couldn't take it either.
other s**t happens and he breaks into his neighbor's house after his wife just left. neighbor guy pulls a gun on him since he is a security guy.
birthday boy goes to jail for a while. the final scene is with him at home. everything still the same. only this time he's fapping to the scene of his wife getting banged by the neighbor and there is a knock at the door. it's some kid asking for mistress alexandra. she was telling the truth about being a prostitute.
any way I hated this movie. I just wanted to express that. it is pretty extreme. still the idea of your wife so disappointed and sick of you that she has to do something like that is depressing.
what about you? what movies do you hate?
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:35 am
Well, that sounds exciting.
Bad movie experiences for me... Well there was this one time a friend or two spontaneously dragged me out for an 'anime showing' (I'm not an anime kid or anything, but those friends are, at it was at my favourite coffee shop, so). Anyway, we went upstairs and there were all these like... middle-aged to oldish people gathered around, and they seemed really happy that we were there - "Ahh, here come the students, this is what we were hoping for."
The film was called Barefoot Gen, I think, and was a feature-length cartoon version of Hiroshima. Oh look, here are some people starving and fighting over a single potato because it's the war and nobody has enough food. Oh look, here's a huge ******** bomb melting people. Here are some people drowning themselves. Here's that kid's family trapped under a burning building. Here's the kid's mother losing her wits. Here are legions of half-dead deformed people with shards of glass hanging in their skin, let's be nice and give them some water to drink - oh look, that causes them to die horribly! Let's just leave them to starve instead. Here are the military clearing up mangled corpses - watch them crack and break and fall to pieces! Here are some people dying of pica; here's a hospital full of people being left to die because we can't help most of them. Oh, his mum's had a baby! But she can't feed it because she's starving. Quick, let's find work caring for a half-dead man and picking the maggots out of his flesh whilst he yells insults at you! Yay, money, we can buy milk for the baby! Oh no, too late, baby's dead. But look! There are some plants beginning to come up through the ground! Happy ending!!
So, an hour or two of being squished up on a two-person sofa with two other people, squirming and wincing at cartoon gore, and giving myself nightmares about how that s**t actually happens (yeah, I'm childish in that respect, I suppose). Plus having to figure out how to avoid giving the local CND my address so they could, idk, send me lots of happy political information and drag me on protests and stuff. I don't think they were too impressed that none of us were eager to join their group.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:40 am
I wish the text was spoken to me from this forum via voices of the people typing posts.
I haven't had any bad movie experiences in a while, not at least since I was in like, 5th grade.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 2:52 pm
Watership Down ended my childhood prematurely.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:26 pm
An anime of hiroshima? I can't begin to imagine people's expressions when they saw that. Sounds pretty gruesome.
I'm watching Watership Down now. I should get some acid.
I heard the movie I watched was a made for tv movie in Australia. Hulu has been showing a lot of boobage lately. I watched a shitty horror movie on there just the other day. BAD HAIR, HUGE MUSTACHES, BLOND WOMAN, JAPANESE CHICKS, BOOBS, MAN BUTT and swords. I lol'd through out most of it. I think some guy got his head cut off, or two guys.
this reminds me, I thought I was going to have a strong emotion towards Where The Wild Things Are. I walked out bored and disappointed more than anything.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 3:40 pm
Hect I wish the text was spoken to me from this forum via voices of the people typing posts./quote] Not with me you don't, trust me.
Actually, that's a fun game. From now on, I'm gonna imagine all you bastards have really sexy voices when I read your posts.
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 4:07 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:14 pm
I just like hearing British people.
I'm a bit of an anglophile.
Hehe.
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Posted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:45 am
It's alright, I like hearing British people too. Posh-nob like Sussex accent or whatever+hot male voice = heaven.
(Also Blasten it's hard to imagine excessively attractive in ALL CAPS RETARDED.)
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 6:20 pm
So I'm here late.
Watership down is definitely a bad experience.
I watched it when I was really young, then I turned a mild bit older (10) and watched it again. The first time I was more like "Hooray bunnies!" the second time I was like "holy ********. did that bunny just kill that other bunny? what the ******** honestly think that movie caused me to be as sociopathic towards people as I am. It proved to me everything was horrible, and there was no hope.
Another thing: Iron Giant. That movie makes me cry like a little ******** p***y a** ********. I still to this day cannot watch that with friends for fear of losing my man card.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 8:04 pm
I tried watching Watership Down. It was streaming on some random interweb stream. They wouldn't let me watch the full thing unless I signed up.
That reminds me of Brave Little Toaster. It gets me every time.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:47 pm
John Carpenter's Vampires scared the s**t out of me when I was like, 11. The last time I saw it I just ended up laughing hysterically.
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Posted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:42 pm
hah I think I've seen that. I watched Fright Night on Hulu with the bad guy from the Princess Bride. It was an alright vampire flick. I couldn't wait for the annoying friend to get attacked. His name was Evil. Evil. stare
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