dear pimple.

[Alexaandraa]

you move around my nose every week.
disappearing for a day or two, then popping up all of a sudden without warning on another spot.
although you disappear quickly and are small, i don't know where you're coming from or why.
after i pop you, you leave a pore so wide i could drive a truck through it.
please stop before i smack you silly.

love, alex.  

[Vitamin Crack]

Dear Alex,
I am writing on behalf of my fallen comrades to negotiate a peace treaty which I hope will benefit both of us. The terms of the treaty are simple and there is only one condition for you:
Stop popping us. We have wives and children you know!
In return, we will stop sending our stealth fighters to your nasal area.

Yours sincerely,
General Spots "Zitty" McPimpleton  

[DidgeriDiuy]

I had a post here that was a followup to VC's, but then I decided it was probably better off with just VC's. Tally ho, wot wot.