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 Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:33 pm
I was watching Everybody hates chris with mymoher and we heard a few
Child I slap you...sentences. Then me and my mom talked about a few that she and my aunts you to to say.
A few of my favorites that my mom and aunt would say
My mom would say
Child I'll slap the holyghost into you
Child I'll slap jesus into your life
Child I'll slap the devil out of you
Child I'll slap you in jesus place on the cross
My aunt used
Child I'll slap the black off you
Child I'll slap you into next week
Child I'll the piss out of you
As you can probably tell. My mom is more christian than my aunt.
I want to hear a few of these sentences that you were told to you or you heard someone say.
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:33 am
I will slap some fat onto you!
I will slap that smart a** off you
I will slap you stupid.
I will slap you into the Great Depression.
Add child in front of any of 'em and they are funny as heck.
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