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Prompt #2

Black Sword was completely late. He had been running late all night trying to locate the last @#$&#xin;g piece of his costume, the great Urahara hat that would finish his scruffy look, but it was missing. Where was it now? Surely it couldn't have grown legs and waddled off....

"Ah, ha!" he declared triumphantly as he found it behind his drawer, where some random shift must have left it. He stretched his hand in, just reaching it and pulling it out. Dusting it off, he put it on his head and ran off, racing to the Halloween party.

Just as he made it up the stairs, he paused. He noticed something weird by the Jack'O'Lantern. "Eh?"

He paused, went to it, and scooped it up. It was a glass bottle filled with a strange, noxious fluid. It was green....blue....yellow? Whatever it was, it was definitely not kosher. He popped the lid, sniffed it, and did a double-take. It smelled like strawberries. Well, Black Sword knew better than to drink strange liquids that didn't have a smell to match its looks!

Then, someone swaggered out of the party dressed up as the Fonz. "Heeey!"

Black Sword extended his hand. "Drink this. It's awesome."

The Fonz shrugged, took a look, took a sniff, shrugged, and took a chug. Then he dropped the bottle, which fell to the ground and shattered, the potion within splashing all over the steps. His hands at his throat, the Fonz gagged, then began to twist and contort. He began to expand, his skin taking on a ghastly green tinge, his hair becoming red, his clothes becoming tighter as he grew two extra feet and gained at least fifty pounds of muscles.

Black Sword quivered. He had clearly made a mistake. Any minute now, this unknown guy was going to realize what had happened, and snap him in half. He should run. Fast. But he couldn't. He wanted to see what happened.

The giant newly-minted ogre looked at his body, looked at Black Sword, and then...he said, in a huge, guttural voice, "Heeeeeey."