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 Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 1:56 pm
"Ah haven't felt thissss happy ssssince mah wife and Ah weren't married... Yippie! Oops... sssshe might 'a heard me..."
"It's so hot outside!" (Penguin!)
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Posted: Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:11 pm
"Meep. Meepers. meap?! MEEEEP!!!"
translation:
"Gadzooks! Ze ice iz sublimating!... or no... it's ...melting?! PANIC! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! FISH!!! GATHER THE FISH!!!"
"I'm tired." (bus tour guide)
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:28 am
"If you look to your left you'll se-yawn- Dang I need some coffee. Hey driver, pull over!" (lol)
"I lost my number, can I have yours?" (Nemo from 'Finding Nemo')
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:46 am
Nemo- "NUUUUUMBERRRR!!! NUUUMMMBERRR!!!"
Other Fish- Hey, hey, kid, calm down. Now, what'd you lose?"
Nemo-"I... sniff... I lost your number... and now..."
Other Fish- "There there kid. You can have mine."
"My backspace key just broke..." (Canadian)
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:39 am
"Eh?! This sucks more than the Maple Leafs beating the Habs! The backspace key just popped off! ...I suppose you Americans would say it soda-ed off, eh? Man! I need to get this fixed, but the next igloo is miles away! Oh well, I can pick up some of my favourite doughnuts from Tim Hortons on my way back. It's next to the colourful inuksuk."
"The dish ran away with the spoon." (sports commentator)
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 2:03 pm
Larry: "HOLLY COW! Did you see that Jim?
Jim: I saw it, Larry.
Larry: I was not expecting a pass like that. Dish just came out of no where and left glass broken in the forty, just to get his hands on spoon. Wow! They're still running.
Jim: Looks like someone's gonna be eloping.
Larry: You said it, Jim."
"Oh no! It's a meteor!" (Harry Potter.)
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Posted: Sat Apr 03, 2010 4:33 pm
((this is an awesome thread xd ))
Harry: I wonder what that ball of fire was that fell into the forbidden forest. Did you see it Ron?
Ron: huh? what ?! I didn't see nothing Harry. I don't think anyone else did either. In any case I think we should leave it alone. It could be dangerous.
Hermione: Actually you are both wrong. That was a meteorite, not a giant ball of fire, it's an incoming asteroid from outer space that heats up to phenomenal temperatures due to friction as it enters the earth's atmosphere, most of them don't make it to the ground. It's a perfectly natural phenomenon, there's nothing dangerous about it at all.
Harry: I think we should investigate it nonetheless. That new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher seems very interested in outer space. Besides, someone might have gotten hurt.
"I am the easter egg bunny" (Jet-Li)
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Posted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:13 am
(Thanks, DeFig smile )
"我是复活节兔子。" (The words are moving out of sync with his mouth)
"How are you doing today?" (Overly Cheerful Teeny Bopper)
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 5:19 pm
HI THEEEERE!!!!!1!!1 OHMYGOSH I LOOOOOVE THAT EFFING SKIRT OMG IT IS SOOOOO CUTE WHERE DID YOU GET IT! I WAS TEXTING MY FRIEND AMBER EARLIER AND SHE WAS SHOPPING AT RUE21 AND SHE SAID SHE SAW A REALLLY REALLY CUTE SKIRT THERE! ALSO JUSTIN BIEBER. ALSO FACEBOOK. ALSO IM GOING TO TEXT MY FRIEND JORDAN BECAUSE HE'S REALLY CUTE AND HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE NICK JONAS. OH BUT HOW ARE YOU!"
"I'm going to move to Tibet."
-Over-exasperated mother of 5 talking on the phone
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Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 9:29 pm
"Jim? Yeah, hi, honey... listen, I wanted to tell you that dinner's in the fridge, I won't be home tonight. Just pop it in the oven for thirty minutes at 350 degrees and... where am I going? To, um, Tibet... Well, today Johnny ate three bugs and I had to take him to the emergency room and Suzy got glue all over the table and... well, I can't take it much longer... I know, I know... Yes, dear... ok, we'll discuss it once the kids are in bed... ok, see you later..." ~hangs up~ "Forget Tibet... I'm going to Hawaii!"
"I like to move it, move it!" (Billy Mays)
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Posted: Wed May 26, 2010 7:58 am
BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT! FROM THE MAKERS OF OXYCLEAN COMES A NEW SENSATION- THE OXYJUKEBOX!!! SIMPLY PLUG IT IN AND SELECT YOUR FAVORITE TUNE, AND YOU'LL BE DANCING LIKE THE PROS IN SECONDS! USING CUTTING EDGE PLUG TECHNOLOGY, THE OXYJUKE IS READY TO GO- WHEREVER THERE'S AND OUTLLET! EVEN I LOVE TO SHAKE IT TO THE OXYJUKE! AND FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF 19.99$ PLUS SHIPPING, YOU WILL TOO! CALL NOW!
I need a makeover (Scrooge)
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Posted: Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:25 am
"Spend two pence on a new suit? Bah, humbug!"
"The building is on fire!" (Mickey Mouse Club)
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Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2012 5:15 pm
BUMP!
"My favorite food is cake."
(Victorian Socialite)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:55 am
"I say, I'm quite partial to the most delightful pastries made by my chef!"
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"I've never been to Brazil."
{Indian chemistry professor.}
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