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I am Naf

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 9:31 am


Seriously.

I'm the kind of girl you don't celebrate Valentine's Day with because I think it's stupid. You don't have to get me flowers ever, that'd be nice but what the ******** am I going to do with them? Being me a heart box filled with chocolates is cool, but I said ******** that s**t, get me a giant a** candy bar if you want to fill me with chocolate.

I don't want tog o out to a fancy restaurant with you and watch a romantic comedy. Let's go watch a horror flick, or a zombie one, or a really brutal action and go to Carl's Jr or Del Taco. ******** we can just walk a block down and bring hamburgers home. Hell, you don't even have to pay for me 80% of the time and that's because you don't give a choice that 20% you do.

I don't want to cuddle in front of the TV and watch something sweet. ******** that, let's play a video game or watch a cartoon. None of this sappy ******** your jewelry. Just say you love me once in a while and kiss me god damnit. We can be sweet and cute, but don't hold my hand in public.

Jesus Christ did you just sneeze? Stay the ******** away from me, god damnit put on new clothes. Get your nasty germs, no we're not kissing. You're ******** sick, OH GOD PHOBIA PHOBIA PHOBIA.



Seriously. I've been told I'm the most low maintenance girlfriend ever. For the longest time I wouldn't allow us to even share drinks. So I was also told I was the most paranoid girlfriend ever and people were amazed I let him kiss me. I was like, "I just don't want backwash in my drink. K?"

I don't care about what he wants out of the relationship or where it's going. If either of us are really going to want to take it further. It's been like three and a half years and I just don't give a ******** about s**t like that. It's meaningless.


I mean there's a lot of other stuff like, I refuse to wear make-up or jewelry. I hate the way it feels. Also most of that s**t just, makes me want to gag. I'm not meant for that kind of s**t. I brush my hair in the morning and that's about it. I don't do anything else, I don't put it in a pony tail or do anything else other than a brush and walk away. I've never worn high heels, probably never will. I haven't worn a skirt in three years, haven't worn a dress in like 8 years I think. I use to want to get married when I was younger then when I turned like 16 I was like "******** that." I've actually given away gifts from my birthday because they were too girly and when the person told me I needed to become more girly I looked at them and said, "No I don't. I'm fine, content, there's nothing wrong with me being me."

Never expected people to hold doors open for me. Rarely think of people thinking of me as one of the girls. Most people don't think me as a girl or a guy, just one of the people.


Like the more I hear girls talk about the things they like and want out of the guy, the more I realize they are from a totally different planet. Some chicks don't even like the idea of reading comics. Like wtf. Those girls are retarded, comics ******** rule.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 10:12 am


I totally understand what you mean. I sometimes feel like I'm half a girl. Going to an all girls school makes me so aware of how not girly I am, but also makes me more girly than I would be if I just hung around guys all the time. I'm not really mannish or brutish, no one would ever consider me one of the guys, but I'm also not very girly.

For example, I like jewellery and making a fuss over what I wear and boxes of chocolates and bouquets of flowers and nice restaurants (but I'm a bit of a foodie, not really girly imo). But I hate make up, I hate gossip, I hate trashy celebrity news which my fellow classmates will not shut up about, I hate generic sappyness.

Equally I like videogames, comics, intelligent films, books about stuff other than romance, paintballing, fast food etc.

Oh and I share your hatred of romantic comedies. I remember I was at a Blockbusters once with my then boyfriend, and this guy that worked there recommended us this new romantic comedy starring a blond bimbo and some sauve hipster looking guy. I told the guy who worked there, "Actually I'm looking for something that isn't as shallow as a puddle on a sunny day." and starred daggers into him. He left us alone.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 11:57 am


I hate it when people say "You need to do this or that to act more like your gender." ******** that. Be who you are. Just because you think there's more to life than making sure your panties match you bra doesn't make you somehow less than anyone else.

I wear make up and heels and dresses sometimes when the mood strikes me. I can't see doing it on a daily basis though. It's too fussy, it takes too much time and effort.

I've NEVER ever styled my hair and I have no clue how. I think it looks the best when it's clean and brushed. I don't even blow dry it.

I like flowers once in a while, but seriously, just a single rose or a carnation or something would be nice. I don't really care about sweets at Valentines. I'd rather be with you to be with you than be with you for presents.

I DO like jewelry, but I grew up with a mother who worked at jewelry stores and makes jewelry by hand, so *shrugs* I don't like expensive jewelry. I'd rather it have meaning than price. I plan to use a family heirloom as an engagement ring if I ever bother even getting married. ******** spending good money on a new ring when I have one that's probably prettier than anything you'll find in a store.

But I can certainly relate to you. I ******** hate romantic comedies. I ******** hate chick flicks.

I don't play many video games, but ******** if I don't like watching other people play. I'm perfectly content to sit next to you on the couch and watch you play. We're still together, we're still pending time together and both of us are having fun, so what's the big deal?

Now I prefer to play older games from when I was a kid, so if you want to play some old Nintendo games with me, that'd be awesome.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:23 pm


Cuddling rules though.

And I open doors for everyone not just girls :3

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I am Naf

PostPosted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 3:42 pm


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Cuddling rules though.

And I open doors for everyone not just girls :3
I like cuddling but I can't sit still for a while, I gotta be doing something. Like we can't just be cuddling and watching something I have to start doing something or I go insane.




Ugh, I'm so happy you guys don't like chick flicks. God, they're all the same ******** thing. The only "romantic" comedy I like is Forgetting Sarah Marshell because it's more of a comedy even though it basically revolves around a dude trying to get over a girl.


But yeah no. Like there's some girly things I like. I love going out to different places to eat, going to places and buying food. Grocery shopping has to be like my favourite thing in the world.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 12:58 pm


I am probably a mix. I don't shave or wear makeup or pay much attention to clothes but I do like dresses and gifts and chivalry.

Valise


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:31 pm


I wear skirts almost every day, dresses often.
I wear makeup everyday, style my hair every single day.
I love shopping.
My boyfriend takes me out to fancy dinners and pays.

I'm not like a crazy huge cuddler and I'm really not clingy at all. I just enjoy being treated like a spoiled wittle princess. And I love fashion and all that.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 7:03 pm



I don't think it's so much that you are a "black sheep," so much as every girl is different. razz

I don't think I've ever met a girl that conformed completely to that patriarchal expectation of what "REAL WIMMINZ" are supposed to be like.


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LeRaven

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 9:31 pm


idk.

i like make up. and video games. and books. and a bit of fashion. and SOME cuddling. and fooling around. and sports. and shopping.



so yeah i guess everyone is different but some girls (STREETLIGHTS) lean more to the feminine side and some

(like me maybe??) are kinda in the middle !
PostPosted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 11:01 am


lol Naff described my perfect girl.

..also naff described like 80% of my past girlfriends.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:17 am


'Cept for the cuddling part, my past girlfriends were like that too. I'm not sure I could actually deal with a girl who wanted a stereotypical relationship.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2009 2:36 pm


I agree with most of this.

I hate it when a guy thinks retarded movies and flowers and chocolate is a good this. Stupid movies are stupid, chocolate is disgusting, and flowers eventually die so why the hell would you want to give your 'lover' something that's gonna die really soon?

>_>;


You're no black sheep at all :3

I'd honestly rather see a slasher flick, eat take out chinese, or go see an awesome concert rather than all that lovey dovey crap.

Besides, I'm more of a jeans/tee-shirt kind of girl anyways.

The last time I wore A dress was to band banquet and I hated it then >_>;.


True, I do like makeup. I like all the neat things and colours you can do, make it look as wacky as possible.
And I love strange necklaces. I have a chain one with handcuffs on it.



But I pretty much agree with you.

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