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the fun thing about Sheogoraths Daedra quest is the funny thiogns he says if you have already met him with the shivering ilses expansion.

here are the possible things he will say
* At the start of the quest, your greeting will be one of:
o If you have never visited Shivering Isles, or have not yet completed the quest Through the Fringe of Madness:
Another mortal dares to summon me, and already I am bored. But enough about me. Let's talk about you.
I could turn you into a goat. Or a puddle. Or a bad idea. I could make you eat your own fingers. Or fall in love with a cloud. Perhaps I could make you into something useful. Let's find out.
o If you have not yet visited Sheogorath in New Sheoth Palace:
Does my Champion summon me? Before I've even told you what to do? That's not very Champion-y. Not at all!
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun.
o If you have not yet started The Cold Flame of Agnon:
A mortal? Wait... a mortal I know. MY mortal. What are you doing here, mortal, when I've given you things to do?
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun.
o If you are currently on The Cold Flame of Agnon:
You would summon me? Wait... why are YOU summoning me? You've got things to do. Things I told you to do. This makes me frown.
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun.
o If you are currently on Ritual of Accession:
Mortal! You could have just stopped by to see Me. Would have saved you some lettuce, you know. I believe I'm displeased.
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun.
o If you have not yet started Symbols of Office:
This hardly seems the time to summon me. Not when Order is busy invading My Realm. Your mortals are just a hoot. I hate hoots.
This is when I should smite you. Give you a serious smiting. Completely smitten. When I tell you to do something, I generally mean it. I suppose there's something I can have you do while you're here, though. A little errand. And a lot of fun.
o If you have not yet started The Prince of Madness (Haskill):
You, of all people, should realize this is an inopportune time to be in Cyrodiil. Perhaps I've misjudged you.
Order is at our doorstep, yet you felt it necessary to offer some yarn to... yourself. An interesting choice, to be sure. Time is a strange thing in the Isles, so this may not set us back, and there is a task that needs to be performed.
o If you have started The Prince of Madness (Haskill):
Praying to yourself, my Lord? That's not a good sign. Or perhaps it is. Prince of Madness, and all that.
While I believe that you should be attending to your duties, it is, of course, your prerogative to spend time wherever you wish. Your predecessor did have one task He wanted performed, though He never found a mortal suited for the task.

* The greeting is followed by the quest assignment:
o If Sheogorath greeted you:
There's a little settlement called Border Watch. It's a nice, peaceful place... and dull, dull, dull. You're going to make their lives interesting. They're a superstitious bunch. Everything is an omen or a portent. Let's make one come true. Find their shaman and ask about the K'Sharra prophecy. You are to find a way to make the first two parts of the prophecy come true. I'll take care of the rest, because it's the most fun. Now, run along.
o If Haskill greeted you:
There is a settlement called Border Watch that your predecessor found rather dull. This, of course, offended Him greatly. They are a rather superstitious group, living their lives based on omens and prophecy. One such prophecy, the K'sharra, was of particular interest. Your task would be to make the first two signs of the prophecy occur. Your predecessor already put plans in motion for the final step. Good luck.

* Once the first two prophecies have been fulfilled, Sheogorath says:
o If Sheogorath is talking to you:
You've done well, mortal. I'm amused, I think. Head into the center of Border Watch. And make sure to duck.
o If Haskill is talking to you, but you have not started The Prince of Madness:
Ah, very good. Your predecessor left everything in place for the final sign. You'll want to head to the center of town. Good day.
o If you have started the The Prince of Madness:
Ah, very good, Sire. your [sic] predecessor left everything in place for the final sign. You'll want to head to the center of town. Good day.

* When you return to the shrine to complete the quest:
o If you have never visited Shivering Isles, or have not yet completed the quest Through the Fringe of Madness:
Good times. Good times. I hope you had as much fun as I did. Here, take this. It's a fun little toy. Now, go away. Before I kill you.
o If you have not yet started Symbols of Office:
Good work. Good times! Here's a little reward for your efforts. One of my toys. Now, back to business. Before I forget myself.
o If you have not yet started The Prince of Madness (Haskill):
Well done. You should have this, one of the artifacts of the Realm. Perhaps it should have been given to you sooner.
o If you have started the The Prince of Madness (Haskill):
Well done, My Lord. You should have this, as it is one of your artifacts. I don't know why I didn't think to give it to you sooner

goood times..