Jaxcam, longtime associate of the guild, has upgraded her weaponry recently. Among the new weapons are sharper scissors and Ban Hammer.
Jaxcam, latest craze of all the teenage boys, has decided upon a theme song. She chose the anvil song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bNsJsk5S5ULiada, one time champion watermelon seed spitter, has called it quits with trying to get a boyfriend. She is assumed to be lesbian.
Lil, a person whose name has been shortened, is now able to fly.
Jaxcam's Brother, a person whose name starts with "M", has gone missing.
Jaxcam, scourge of the doofi, has declared that she no longer has a theme song. She commented, "The Anvil Song wasn't grammatically correct and I can't watch youtube videos."
Ambie, long time no-show, was around for a spell. Upon her arrival all manner of beast declared, "The guild-leader has returned."
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