Edward is apparently a prostitute | Page 2 | General Discussion | Guild Forums

Gaia Guilds

The 7 Gateways - Hail Enki/Satan

Back to Guilds

A guild for Spiritual/Theistic Satanism (previously a rabid anti-twilight guild. Putting it to good use!)

Tags: Satan, Satanism, demons, gods, spiritual

General Discussion

Edward is apparently a prostitute

Goto Page: [|«] [<] 1 2

Zinni Citrouille
Crew

Adorable Kitten

Offline

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:01 pm

I know what i want for Xmas... burning_eyes

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:05 pm

Well doing my research..It seems not only is Edward a, cardboard whore,a prostitute, and overall a shiny b***h, he is also a Vibrator.
Yes...Read it...Be Horrified and vomit. Thats all i can say.

NonHuman Era Saosin

Partying Lunatic

1,350 Points

Offline

QueensCrystalGuard
Crew

Gracious Shapeshifter

Offline

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:22 pm

He's that too now? Wow....

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:25 pm

@Saosin: That's just... disturbing -_-;

Letter-W

Shy Star

Offline

NonHuman Era Saosin

Partying Lunatic

1,350 Points

Offline

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 11:33 pm

Yep...I can see it now...The world will come to know Edward as a house hold appliance.

"Come on down to the Edward art's and crafts shop!! We have Edwards for your bathrooms, your kitchens and hell even your beds!! You gotta a need for Edward? Then come on down and get yours today!!"

-sigh- May the lord have mercy.

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:09 am

Sadly they are going to milk this cash cow dry...

QueensCrystalGuard
Crew

Gracious Shapeshifter

Offline

Lexie Red

Offline

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:06 am

The Unholy Shadow

Lexie Red

The Unholy Shadow

Lexie Red

Poor carboard Edward :c Maybe one Twitard took him home to cuddle and talk about their feelings. 8D

I never found cardboard that cuddly. But I guess it must be similar to diamond ice skin.

Ew I can just imagine it. "Oh Edward, how long I've waited for you and your diamond ice skin *drool*"

Then when he gets wet he gets floppy x)

That should be our motto! XDD!!! I have never laughed as much over one comment XD!!

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:26 pm

Jerba

You know what I'd do if he weren't so expensive? I'd set him up on the beach (next to where I now live) and BURN him. I'd take a video (or several) and put it on YouTube. That would be EPIC.

If he weren't so expensive, I'd buy him, take him to a shooting range and see if they'll let me hang him up there instead of the paper target thing...

w i g g l e c a k e

Offline

Lenimph

Offline

Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:22 pm

that reminds me of this store i went to and they had a cardboard of him as well... cept he was only 10 bucks

General Discussion

Goto Page: [|«] [<] 1 2

Welcome to Gaia! ::

Gaia Guilds

The 7 Gateways - Hail Enki/Satan

Quick Reply

More Information