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Angelheart1700

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2009 8:13 pm


Ooh! I got one!!!

It was this summer when my family was camping in Wyoming. We were hiking and this mountain goat (horns and all) is coming down the road. We snap a few a photos...

Then we realize it's getting closer and not stopping. When it's twenty yards away, we decide to move to the other side of the road. And It follows us!! So we move back... And it follows us again.

All while it gets steadily closer. Thank god everyone had the sense NOT to run.

Then the rangers came and scared it off. I was closer to a Mountain goat that day then I ever wanted to get in my life.
PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 9:00 am


it's not all too funny, but my dad taught my great grandma's parrot to say," Shut up, Damn it." If only I had been able to hear it.

Another relative (i only heard the story), had a cat named Spiffy. If a dog came into the yard, or even close, Spiffy would jump on the dogs back, dig her claws in, and ride it down the block.

I had a gay, horny Chiwawa. Thank god I'm a girl...

Serenla


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:58 pm


I happen to be the target for cats lately.
Puke and crap. Those bitches.
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:26 pm


Me and my sister used to sneak our rabbits inside when our parents weren't home and let them run around but not pee on anything.
They never did and we wondered why (we thought if they needed to go we'd take them outside)
One day my mum was getting her stuff she bought that was under my bed , she bought some shirts and dresses she wanted to wear to a get together. She opened the bag and found that the rabbits peed all over her clothes lol It was so gross xD

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