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"Domestic Violence Sign: 'I drank too much beer'"

Basically I'm throwing bottles at random. Many, many, many bottles. They shatter, creating a minefield of danmaku of bud light, while I keep throwing more. Danmaku field vanishes after each round of throwing.

"Impaired Motor Skills Sign: 'Give me back my keys!'"

Basically, it's me rushing towards you, running into the side of the screen, bouncing back to the top, leaving behind a burning line trail and stars flying upwards slowly as I recouperate and repeat.

"Hysterical Sign: 'I love you, man!'"

Basically, it's me slowly creeping up to you, slowly speeding up, and two giant arms out and hug the area around you, while hearts, teardrops, and squiggly music notes fly around you in the hugged space. Music notes fly wavily and hearts fly straight. Teardrops slowly follow and disappear after a few seconds.

"Night End Sign: 'The Sweet Release'"

Basically I'll be stationary and glowing green. After a flash and signal (like Youmu's spellcard as she slashes) a fanlike trail will fly upwards out of the screen, then downwards fast with danmaku shaped in every random emoticon in existance, followed by a random object, such as bottle, ball and chain, laptop, ROFLcoptor, widescreen tv, that one smiley in that add that screams "HELLOOOOOOOO?" and various other things. Repeat until I go pop.

EX spellcard
"Overtime Sign: 'One for the road!'"

Basically the sweet release and I drank too much, each faster and bigger danmaku.


My title would read this before the fight:

"Party crasher that doesn't know his limit: Ramen"

Reimu would probably be grossed out about smelling bad and from a mile away and I'd make a cheesy armpit joke. Marisa would probably ask what I have, I'd probably offer her to join, she'd have some smartass remark about how she'd have more class then probably say that she doesn't like beer and move on, and for some reason I'd like Suika being a playable character. She'd probably offer an invite to a party, take up the invitation and make some stupid off color remark afterwards, she'd get pissed and fight.

=D

Aeon's A-Type Shot

Mystic Crest
"I suppose I should do Something..." (Trap Homing Type)

Fires a spray of glowing white Bullets that slowly move around the screen, abruptly speeding up to home in on targets that approach them.
The Focused fire narrows the spread of the shots, but increases their power.

Special Ability: Release all Keys to make any stray shots on the screen instantly zoom vertically.

Vanquish foes with a Lazy, slowly reacting trap!

Shift Sign "Mirror of Equity"

Freezes on-screen Bullets and lasers, and then renders them harmless to Aeon. Enemies that touch them become damaged by them instead. Aeon maintains 7 seconds of invincibility during, and the frozen bullets and lasers will vanish after 10 seconds.

Who needs power? I can just use my foe's strength against them.


Aeon's B-Type Shot

Wizard Four Corners
"I hardly have to lift a finger, when I can get you from all sides." (Multi-Directional Attack Type)

Fires a forward, single line barrage of Magic Needles. As Power increases, gains 1, 2, 3, then 4 Options, each firing the same type of shot in different directions (the two front fire at 45 degree angles compared to the palyer shot, while the two back fire at a 90 degree angle compared to the player).
While focused, all Options focus their fire forward.

Special Ability: Tap the Shift button lightly to drop an option onto the screen - it will remain in place to keep firing. Keep tapping to drop more options. Lightly tap the Z button to reclaim all dropped options.

Wipe out foes with this wonderful, all-seeing magic!

Pivotal Sign "Four Corners Positron"

Fires a large-ish laser from the player and from each option - damage increases wherever different streams cross paths. Multiple streams crossing paths merits huge damage. Invincibility period of 7 seconds.

With my servants everywhere, you can't possibly hide.


Aeon's C-Type Shot

Reflection Needle
"Aiming is such a hassle." (Rebound Type)

Fires a small-spread stream of Magical Needles forward. The Needles become slightly wider spread as Power Level rises. Whenever they collide with walls or the top of the screen, they bounce off the boundary and fall back into the screen to further damage enemies. The rebounded needles disappear after up to five seconds, but move slower than the directly fired needles.
When focused, the stream becomes more narrow, but the Needles remain on-screen for up to 8 seconds after reflection.

Special Ability: Tap the Shift key lightly and Aeon will change the aim of his shots - tap once and he will angle it at a 45 degree angle left, tap twice and he'll change it to right. Tap again to return to firing upward.

Eliminate foes with ricochet needles of love!

Love Sign "Silver Falling Arrows"

Launches a flurry of bright arrows into the top of the screen, which then ricochet and fly everywhere, dealing large quantities of damage. Invincibility period of 5 seconds.

Why bother aiming? My lovely magic can fly everywhere.



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Yeah.

NO, NO, C SHOT.

Needs a NUKE ******** EVERYTHING shottype.

WELL I AM

A bunch of miniature Flandres and Cirno's

Also silver wolf head-shaped bullets as my primary