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Answer the following truthfully

Username: FartousTheDestroyer.. No, PulchritudinousFartJoker.
Number of Posts: 13 o-o-ope! This brings it up to an astounding 14!
How often do you get on Gaia: Like everyday.
Age: 19
Sex: Male... ish.
Why do you want this position: So I can see my name at the front.
Who's your favorite crew/captain: Ammit.
What's your favorite TV Show: X-Men the Animated Series.
Do you have any pets: Fish.
Do you play video games: Sometimes. I'm having trouble getting into the swamp in Link to The Past.
Are you in school: Starts the 22nd.
Do you have a job: No.


Now, say whatever comes to mind first when you see the following words.

Dog: Cat
Cat: Kat
Politics: Fat cats.
Sexual Relations: Guts? Dang, I want a redo.
Piplup: Piplup.
Art: Red.
Jack Daniels: Those chocolates that have alchy in 'em.
Love: life.
Lust: Humunculi.
Poop: Poop.
Morphine Kiss: Morpheus kiss. (The vampire from Spider Man.)
Ammit the Devourer: Eating.
Mudkip: Blue with a white stripe.

Please answer these following questions:

Without my job we'd all be dead. Then where would we all be?
Out in the dirt waiting for someone to bury us.
Do you like green eggs and ham?
Yes... Well most of my experience with them comes from food dye. If you use a different method I might change my mind.
What is the most random thing you can think of right now?
Fat cat retiree eating a glorbleshnart on romix while shooting into space and also eating a BLT. Well to be honest, the most random thing was a picture, but it would take to long to draw that, and I wouldn't get it right... Not that I was being dishonest anywhere else.