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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:47 pm


Notes about game XXXIV
Days 0-5 were done by Moseley, who unfortunately could not continue gming past those days. Unphotographable took over from day 6+. Nypmhiedora wrote the update for day 10.


A noticed was posted on every door, it was on every news station, it was even blared on every radio station just to make certain that nobody missed it. An infection had broken out and was spreading rapidly throughout all of Gaia. The urban cities, the rural lands; nowhere was spared from the virus' deadly touch. Already people were being relocated to a compound aka Isle de Gambino.

There's a knock on the door. You go to answer it. There stands admin with a paper in hand. It reads:

Dear Resident
Dear (username),

It is believed that you have been infected with a deadly virus. We are requesting you to relocate you and your belongings to a disclosed area on the Isle de Gambino. Please follow these rules during your encampment on the island. 1) You must remain active or your body will be stricken with the deadly virus and you will be eliminated. 2) You are to follow all of the rules according to the Game and Guild Guides.

Thank you, enjoy your stay on the Isle de Gambino. Please sign below and list which city you are being relocated from: Durem City, Barton Town, or Aekea City or if you are already a resident of the Isle de Gambino.

x_________________ from _________________


"You have two weeks to respond. We expect to hear from you on Wed, September 9, 2009 by midnight Central Standard Time," was the admin's last words.

Game XXXIV Details
Here's some basic details for how this game will be laid out, kay?

Roles:
1 Sniper - kills people
1 News Reporter - receives a clue about the identity of the Sniper
1 Spy - receives a clue about the identity of the potential victim
1 G-Team - saves people
a s**t ton of jailbirds

Updates:
~will be posted at midnight of every day (CST) (except for rare cases)
~will go in this order: Jailing then the Snipering
~the voting will close at 10pm CST (so I can write the updates in a timely fashion :] )


Member List
Original GM 00 [Moseley] - Durem
Replacement GM 01 Unphotographable - Durem
Jailed 02 Sunset Sonata - Durem [8] Sniper
Inactive03 Ginji of Thunder - Barton [5,7,10]
04 flamingdove - Aekea [10,11]
Jailed 05 heavensdark - Durem
Quit on account of AIDs 06 Alpha the White - Durem [2]
Jailed 07 Sibeiko - Isle de Gambino
Sniped 08 Respectful Rhino - Aekea
Jailed 09 Derrai - Aekea
Sniped10 Roy Salamandra - Aekea
Sniped 11 Cadbury Creme Egg - Barton
Jailed 12 Haven_gal - Durem
Sniped13 Ei-Kichi St Alth - Aekea
14 the.Blue.Iris - Isle de Gambino [7,8]
15 o 3-y - Durem [10,11]
16 Shadow_articuno - Durem
17 A Dragonflys Sin - Durem [3] Spy
Jailed 18 `Kashi - Durem [2,3]
Inactive 19 Hatmaster - Barton [5,6,7]
Sniped20 Help the Bombardier - Isle de Gambino [4]
Sniped21 Shiivon - Durem [2,7]
Jailed 22 Vlad D. Tepes - Barton [4]
Sniped 23 Sky BIue - Barton [1]
Sniped 24 Cherry Ave - Durem [1,4]
Sniped25 Mylian - Durem [7]
Jailed 26 Fortette Askasa - (Durem?)
Sniped 27 `Aine Chievious - Barton [4]
Inactive 28 Azrael Makar - Durem [2,6,7]
Sniped 29 gute nacht mond - Durem [10] G-Team
Jailed30 Magical Mints - Barton [2,3]
Inactive 31 Shelilah - Barton [3,4,5]
Inactive 32 Disjecta - Durem [1,2,3]
33 Heart Shaped Toastie - Aekea [2,7]
Jailed34 sadistic `Ninja - Aekea [3,7,9] News Reporter!
35 Draconissa - Barton [10]
Inactive36 Luna Amatista - Durem [8,9,10]
Inactive37 buzzkid24 - Aekea [5,8,11]
Sniped 38 Lady Rai - Isle de Gambino [2,6]
Jailed 39 Bellecat - Durem
Jailed40 Amigox3 - Durem [7]
Inactive 41 A_Homeless_Nobody - Barton [1,2,3]
Inactive 42 The Retanator - Barton [4,5,7]
Inactive 43 Kimilia - Aekea [3,7,8]
Inactive 44 Chikorin Moonie - Barton [2,4.5]
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:51 pm


Day -1: The Night Before
People were traveling all through the night from their home towns toward the Isle de Gambino. There was grumbling, complaining, and questioning from various people and groups, confused as to their lunar pilgrimage. The streets were lined with folks and the bridges were as packed as can be. The nighttime air gave a mysterious atmosphere and continued to unnerve the people of Gaia.

"Something isn't right about this, what happened?"
"You think it has something to do with G-Corp again?"
"It usually does... but you think they'd keep it on the down low then..."

There were sirens in the distance. An armored van was coming down the road trying to get into the small island as well. The Gaia Community Shield logo was on the side and the lights flashed from above the vehicle. A rumor started circulating about what was being transported inside... and none of the rumors were of fluffy bunnies and unicorns.

The lines of people started to die down as the night turned into an early morning gray. Helicopters lined the skies and boats in the waters. There was a shake of the ground and a large explosion reverberated through the small isle of sand. They had blown the bridges to bits. Nobody could get in or out of the Isle de Gambino.

GM Note
So, I decided to get off of my lazy a** and get this thing going. Roles will be getting their PMs moderately soon and I expect them all to reply accepting their role and sending me what I need.

Sniper - Please send me 1 target, 1 clue about your online identity, and 1 clue for your kill for the next day. (For this next day, Day 01, please send me your clue for your target for day 1. When day 1 is posted, send in a clue about your target for day 2. Etc.)

Spy - As soon as I get the clue from the Sniper who the target is, then you will be receiving that very same clue. Your job is to get it out into the public so the G-Team can have a shot at saving a person, but also with you preserving your identity.

G-Team - Please send me 1 person who you would like to save. You ARE allowed to save yourself.

News Reporter - As soon as I receive a clue about the sniper, you shall be receiving a PM as well.

Thanks all!

NO VOTING FOR THIS ROUND.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:51 pm


Day 1: The sky is falling!
It had been merely 24 hours since everyone decided to panic after the bridges were demolished. Looting had already taken place and most of the windows in the city were already broken or cracked and buildings were lit on fire. Chaos beckoned.

There was a crack of thunder and rain started to fall. It was most welcomed by the fires consuming the city. The city that remained unburned was mostly the residential area of the compound, as people were now referring to the city. News of the virus was just coming to others around all of Gaia.

Yet amid all of the chaos, there was still some sentiment for order. People were running businesses somehow and the infamous Hannibal's Cafe was set up in a side alley with it's equally infamous owner, Fort. But somewhere along the line, something had happened and Fort's gender was slightly more iffy at this point in time.

"Where the ******** are the customers?" screamed Fortette in his/her screechiest voice.

"I'm going to get so sick of this..." Moseley whispered to Aine.

"I think I may need to bring back the Ainebot..."

"Cindy Donovahn here!" blared a small hand held radio, "I'm reporting directly from the G-Corp building. It seems as if a number of people have gotten sick and they have been quarantined within the building itself and will not be allowed out. We're still trying to get inside and trying to receive news as to whether this strain of the virus is related to the--"

Mid thunder crack, there was a loud sound something like a gun shot. Fortette looked up from her/his cauldron where he was brewing up some concoction of a soup and right from the sky itself, Sky BIue dropped into the iron casket with a splash. Mose and Aine couldn't figure out if the burns on Forts face was from the boiling water or the rage that was about to explode.

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#23 Sky BIue from Barton Town was sniped and made into soup!

Roles, you know what to do, if not, shoot me a PM. :]
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:53 pm


Day 2: Dare I say?!
A single day had passed and the Gaians were already passing blame onto one another.

"It's Derrai!"
"It's got to be!"
"He LOVES soup!"
"Who doesn't?!"
"I don't that's for sure..."

But it seemed a simple fix! Throw the slumbucket in jail, right? Well, that'd be a simple fix for the Gaians... but not so much for poor ole Derrai...

"AH! Yes, I've been expecting you, yes I have!" shouted the Warden, "Now, get'ta yer cell, kthnxbai."

"Well... okay..."

Derrai took a couple of steps and noticed there were cells already occupied. One was musty and covered with blood and the one right next to it was wide open. Derrai walked in and the gate slammed shut.

"Oh, well hello there." said a voice with glowing red eyes.

And there, Chyaku Norisu stared Derrai right into submission.

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Thunder rumbled outside the jail as the riots continued to crash throughout the small island. Shops were near void of anything of value and those that had taken the objects of value had quite abused them so. But not one individual. Oh no. He was a collector of sorts and he was determined to keep his things all pristine and shiny like. Yes, once he got out of this musty island, he'd lock them all up tight and sell them off later or stare at them through some very thick glass. Yes. That sounds about right.

"Oh my..." he said as he bent over to inspect something on the ground, "What is this now."

He picked up the box shaped object and turned the handle on the side. These have pretty much gone extinct, it really would fetch a grand price. Music fizzled out of the old fashioned toy and---

BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!!

Pop goes the Rhino.

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08 Respectful Rhino from Aekea was sniped!
09 Derrai from Aekea was jailed!

BUSYBUSYBUSY! I'm so sorry, my internet likes to not work at this college.
Roles! Do a barrel thingy! biggrin

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:54 pm


Day 3: Chocolate Might Be Bad For You...
Riots attended to the streets again but this time in a justifyable ravaging manner. These people were out for blood. They were starting to go stir crazy after being locked up for so long on a decimated island.

"It's Sib!"
"It has to be!"
"Wasn't he the old Captain?"
"What's a Captain?!"
"YARGH!"

The crowd grabbed Sib by his hands and feet and pummeled him through the doorway into the semi-stable jail building.

"AH! Fresh blood!" the warden chiimed, "You can make your way down to the last cell on the left. Oh boy, are YOU in for a treat my friend."

The warden smiled as Sib walked the long, broken hall to his cell. He passed Derrai in a cell almost literally being stared to death. There was a hiss from his other side and a glow of green eyes, he quickly moved on. Across from his junky jail cell was a plush and pink sight from one of Sibby's greatest nightmares.

"Oh! Deary me! You can't stay in that run down, dirty cell of a thing. I think you might just have to stay with me!"

With a yelp, Sib was pulled into the cell and his face was planted across a very, um, well endowed chest area. With a flush and a sigh, Sibby passed out on Selinda.

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There was a sour smell in the air as the sun started to set. One of those sweet smells that makes you sick to your stomach. Something in the air wasn't right, and it was quite obvious. Moseley was rummaging through some dumpsters to see what he could convert into something edible and pull one over on his tranny of a boss and the general public of the island. To no avail, Mose continued down the other alley ways.

BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!!

Mose dropped to the ground and waited for the pain to strike him, but there was none. He got up and looked around, nothing...

"There's got to be someone around here who didn't make it..." he said to himself.

Turning into another alleyway, there was another dumpster. Mose poked inside of it and found something quite distasteful for even the desperate folks of the island.

Inside, Cadbury Creme Egg sat in one of the corners with a hole in his head. He sat there shaking and said, "OH HAI!" and slumped over, bleeding all over the bottom of the half empty dumpster. On the other side of the box of metal stood a small statue made of chocolate and other various bits of candy that Cadbury had stolen from the candy shop in town.

Mose slowly closed the lid and walked away, knowing that SOMETHING was amiss...

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11 Cadbury Creme Egg from Barton has been put out of his misery.
07 Sibeiko a Isle de Gambino native has been put away.

Roles, you should start doing your job.

NOTE! Updates will happen EVERY OTHER DAY now. Mostly because I'm ******** busy. Kay? And I want to encourage you all to participate in the RP going on, that way, I can play off of some of your ideas and throw them in there from time to time. Kayz?! Thanks all!
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:56 pm


Day 4: Minty Fresh
Two scared Gaians had been shoved into the center of a large circle of flaming torches and pitchforks that the rioters could find.

"What did WE do?" complained Shiivon.
"Hell, if I know..." replied Magical Mints.

"Which one is it?"
"I think it's Shii, I mean even her NAME has TWO i's!"
"What does that have to do with anything?!"
"Well, then it's Mints!"
"JAIL HER!"

The metal door clanged as it was locked tight behind Mints and there sat the infamous Warden.

"WELL! Hello there missy... We're kinda runnin' outta space in here..." the Warden pulled out a shot gun and pointed it at Mints.

A quick look of shock shot across her face as she stared down the barrel of a shot gun.

"You get a choice deary," he said with a smirk, "You get to share a cell with Viper or you get the shot."

As quick as she could, she ran down the hall and jumped into Viper's cell. There was a hiss from the dark corner and a small yelp. Sibby regained consciousness just long enough to hear the squeak and was quickly thrown back into Salinda's chest.

"Ooooo..."

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Roy sat around in a rather large pile of books. He muttered something about conspiracy theories and science and everything else that is quite eccentric. He paged through an upside down book backwards and sometimes glance up with shifty eyes. It was a small alleyway, but he wasn't alone. He was never alone.

"Who is there? What do you want with me?"

There was a rustle behind him and he quickly turned around. There was a siren, another fire had broken out somewhere on the sullen island. Roy attempted as best as he could to crawl into his makeshift hovel that he had crafted out of the large amounts of books around him.

"Those won't help you at all..."

BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!!

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Meanwhile, reports were coming in that the virus had just taken it's first two lives. Disjecta and A_Homeless_Nobody had been stricken by the virus and were set on fire and thrown into the ocean. Why? Because it's fun to see things in water on fire...

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10 Roy Salamandra from Aekea has been headshotted.
30 Magical Mints from Barton has gotten the shaft.
32 Disjecta and 41 A_Homeless_Nobody have gone inactive!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:57 pm


Day 5: Run! It's the KK...
As soon as Kichi realized he had been being followed for the past ten minutes, he knew that his time was up. More and more people started glancing towards him with disdainful looks. He tilted his hat down just a tad farther and made his pace a little quicker.

From out of nowhere, he was siezed from his collar and yanked to the ground. With a torch in his face, Kichi screamed, the first thing that came to mind. There was nothing to do anymore, he was a goner... not really, but the jail seemed like a not so nice place to stay for the rest of his time on this island.

He was forced through the doorway and it slammed behind him. BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!! The Warden had had his fill of guests for the day, no need for anymore. Kichi's body slumped at the doorway, his face far from recognizable now. A large green snake coiled itself around his leg and dragged the limp body towards his owners cell.

"Feast..."

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Kashi sat in the dank alleyway that was now Hannibal's Cafe. Tis a shame that such a time old place was reduced to such a horrible place. But he thought nothing of it. He sat there munching on his cereal and sipping tea, for the morning was young and Fort had barely gotten up and about yet and was still resting next to the rat poison that they had brought with them. Aine stood at the counter with a cloth in hand, wiping away at every spec of dirt there was on the counter and Moseley had returned to huddle next to his prized possession, the coffee maker.

Aine completed wiping down the counter and made her way over to Kashi who was finishing up, refreshed his tea and brought the bill.

BBBBLLLLAAAAMMMM!!!!

Kashi slumped right over and face planted in the remainder's of his milk. Aine was outraged.

"DON'T THINK THIS WILL KEEP YOU FROM PAYING YOUR BILL, YOU SLACKER!"

Mose grabbed the lifeless body and threw it on the counter, "Hey Fort, whip up some meat pies for us alright? Oh, and I think you can throw that soup out already, it's starting to rot..."

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Kashi was sniperrifled.
Kichi was feasterized.

We'll see if i can't make this a daily thing now.

Oh, and i've been sick on and off for the past couple of weeks now, so yeah, I'm really sorry about this whole inconsistent thing with the game. :<
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:19 pm


Day 6: Maids- bullets. Vampires- bars.
`Aine Chievious had done her best to remain calm during the panic, but she could only hold back her inner beast for so long. She joined in a random angry mob that surrounded Vlad D. Tepes as he frantically waved his arms like a dying chicken. Vlad had been doing this for approximately 48 hours, in a strange attempt to get the attention of any airborne vehicles, but to no avail. The crowd was ready to throw anyone in jail by that point. Their original target had quietly passed away in a hospital by his own choice. Vlad's arms were broken, and he was tossed into a damp jailcell.

`Aine felt satisfied after taking part in a mindless jailing, and went to find a quiet place alone. Fulling undressing herself, she ritualistically put on a french maid's outfit that she had found under her parent's bed when she was 12, and began to frolic around the alleyways of Gambino while dusting various objects and talking with a fake French-Canadian accent. One particularly large hunk of junk hid the sniper, who fired a shot into Aine's heart as she bent over to dust the pile. Bursting out of the garbage afterwards to flee and track down it's next victim...

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It was a busy day for Isle De Gambino's local coroner, Meredith (She moonlights as a bank teller, don't you know?). `Aine's bullet-ridden corpse was not the only body making it's way to her office. Shelilah and Chikorin Moonie had been found cuddling sweetly together as they died horrible of an evil plague. Their bodies were fed to sharks who were then killed, skinned, and used to make fashionable accessories.

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`Aine Chievious (#27) was sniped while pondering her most erotic fetishes.
Vlad D. Tepes (#22) was jailed for being suspicious.
[Moseley] (#0) got lost in a glass case of emotion.
Unphotographable (#1) meditated until he reached a higher plane of existence.... GMship.
Alpha the White (#6) dropped out because of a strange sickness (probably AIDs).
Shelilah (#31) and Chikorin Moonie (#44) are inactive, not unlike hibernating bears.
Roles, please get your s**t together or I swear I'll leave you for the sniper down the street. (At least they know how to hold me!)
Update will be tomorrow atleast 24 hours after this update has been posted.

You seriously want to click this link and roleplay.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:22 pm


Day 7: Cherry cherry boom belle

Cherry Ave gathered a crowd around her. She had taken the quarantine as a wonderful opportunity to practice her magician skills. Cherry gathered up all her equipment, and made a makeshift stage. A disgruntled mob, feeling more friendly after imprisoning Vlad, sat before her and watched as she took the stage. Cherry pulled rabbits out of her hats, made cards seemingly disappear in thin air, and performed a trick with some ping pong balls (which was well-appreciated from all members of the angry mob). Sliding her skirt back on, Cherry perused the crowd for a lovely assistant.

Bellecat, a lolita and ping pong enthusiast, raised her hand and frantically begged to be picked to assist Cherry. Cherry obliged, and they ran back up on stage giggling. Cherry whispered secret magician directions in Belle's ear, and she smiled and nodded her head. Cherry walked into a thin box on four wheels, and Belle closed the door. The box was spun, and then pushed over on it's side. Belle ran behind the curtain to retrieve some swords to push into said box. A loud bang was heard by all, and Belle returned to the stage with a scimitar. She inserted the sword though a slit in the box, but struggled to get it all the way through. She pulled the sword out, and opened the box.
To everyone's Horror, Cherry laid in the box blood covering her entire face with a very obvious gash in the side of her head. The mob giddily jumped to it's feet and rushed the stage. Belle was caught by the mob, and was quickly brough to jail - noone noticing the bullet wound to Cherry's scalp.

Belle faced the warden, in complete shock. She wondered why Cherry hadn't rolled under the stage through the trap door as planned. The warden, Nymphiedora, eyed her carefully and asked "So... about that ping pong trick?" Belle rolled her eyes, and reached into her orange jumpsuit's pocket to retrieve her spare ping pong balls...
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#24 Cherry Ave is dead now. And nobody cried.
#39 Bellecat is in jail, contemplating how to transform her orange prison jumper into a lolita outfit.
#>9000 Everybody got bored of this game so stop your whining you stupid heifers. heart
Roles, do the hustle.
PostPosted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:06 pm


Day 8:A tale of two hookers.

Lady Rai, having just finished daydreaming about tricks involving pingpong balls, was on her daily stroll through Isle De Gambino's wreckage. Passing by a particularly shiny rock, she caught her reflection. She had 5 o'clock shadow! Lady Rai was horrified to see that she had facial hair stubble all across her face, and a fine mustache growing above her lip. Deeply concerned, she took refuge in an abandoned convenience store. Running through the deserted aisle, she frantically looked for disposable razors. After she finally found said aisle, it was completely emptied. Rai was at her wit's end, when she heard a noise from around the corner. Someone dressed in the store's uniform was at the register! Covering her mustache with her index and middle fingers, she approached the worker and inquired as to where the razors where. They pointed to the aisle directly behind Rai and she turned quickly to enter the aisle. She then fell to the ground, a bullet through her head, as the cashier laughed and packed up their rifle.

Fortette Askasa was having time deciding on if she wanted to wear her fancy dress or her plaid button-down lumberjack shirt to the angry mob's next gathering. She was growing very tired of the angry mob, whose numbers were dwindling by the day. Fortette went back and forth and eventually decided to wear her button-down with a frilly fancy dress and high heeled shoes. As she stepped out of her fancy sewage pipe, the mob met her at her doorstep. The mob, who had all collectively decided to take an intense interest in fashion, were horrified at her outfit! Screaming at her for her hideous attire, they swarmed her and dragged her to the jail where they had brought bellecat, who had turned her jail jumper into a lolita-style petticoat and was working diligently on the rest of her outfit, using jumpers she had stolen from inmates she had shanked. The mob applauded her.

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#38 Lady Rai isn't much of a lady after all.
#26 Fortette Askasa is gender confused.
Roles hit the poles.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:20 pm


Day 9: Was Hyrule built by illegal immigrants?

Shiivon had been spending her time on the island wisely. Sitting in a secluded area, she spent her hours editing The Legend of Zelda wikipedia pages and writing Ganondorf/Link slashfics. She had heard the angry mob traveling around Isle de Gambino, but felt it better to stay out of their way, especially since she was just writing the scene where Ganondorf reveals his triforce of power (his p***s) to Link. Shii couldn't help but drool while thinking of what she would have them do next. Just as she went to save her word document, her computer shut off. She was horrified, and got out of her chair in a rage. In all her fangirling, she hadn't even noticed the sniper slip by. A gunshot to the head later, the sniper stood there and stated simply, "Sorry, but Ganondorf and Ike are my OTP."

Amigox3 was reading up on landscaping, when he heard a large mob appear outside of his abode. Donning his sombrero, Amigo went out to greet them- assuming they were there to start a siesta. This was not the case, as the group collectively decided to hate Mexicans, but Luna was nowhere to be found. They figured that Amigo would be the next best thing. While chanting something about learning English, they hauled Amigo into jail and took his sombrero from him. Sombrero-less and dejected, he cried himself to sleep that night.
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#21 Shiivon should have used Farore's wind.
#40 Amigox3 would have been deported if it wasn't for the quarantine status of the island.
Roles, get on it!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:12 pm


Day 10: ******** you!
This was a guest update by Nymphiedora.

Help The Bombardier was sitting in her sex den thinking about the Sniper. She was all "I DONT WANT TO GET ******** UP DUDE! I HOPE THE ******** SNIPER DOESNT SHOOT ME IN MY GOSH FORSAKEN HEADBALLS!!!!" and then it was all "BLAM!" and she was all "HOLY s**t I GOT SHOT!!!!!" And then the sniper popped up from under the carpet and was all "LOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOLLLOL I SHOT YOU b***h!!!!!!" and she was all "******** YOU TURD-WANG!!!!!!! IMMA RIP YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!!!!!!" and then the Sniper was all "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY OLD HAG!!!!!! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!" And Help The Bombardier was like "LOL! OH YEAH! YOU DID! HAHAHAHA!" and then she fell down dead.

Heavensdark was lurking around the island eating cheetos and guzzling smurf blood when the angry mob told her she'd look mighty sexy in handcuffs. And she was all "I WOULD LOOK ******** SEXY IN HANDCUFFS!!!!!" and then the mob was all "OK WELL GO TO JAIL AND YOU CAN BE HANDCUFFED! biggrin " and she was all "I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL, JAIL IS FOR CHUMPS!!!!" and the mob was like "....but dont you want these preeeeeeeeeetty handcuffs?" And Heavensdark said "D< Not if I have to go to jail for them!" and the mob yelled "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL RAAAAAAAAAWRG!!!!!!!!" and then they threw her in jail and didnt even let her have handcuffs and it was sad!

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 7:10 pm


Day 11: Newsflash, Snuggies are weird.
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Mylian, the token cult member of the quarantine, was having a rough day! He couldn't find a single person to try on his spare snuggie and it was really starting to get to him! How was he ever supposed to gain more members to his cult if they were all dead/not trying his blanketrobe? Discouraged, he walked himself to the shore, where he watched the pile of burning sick bodies while eating popcorn and thinking about how convenient his snuggie was. After spending enough time there to have his snuggie permanently internalize the smell of burning dead bodies, Mylian heard someone behind him! The sniper stood over Mylian, with a clothespin on their nose, blushing. They asked to try the Snuggie on, Mylian obliged and was so exicted he didn't realize the sniper pulled their gun out and shot him dead. The sniper then took the snuggie home to put in the wash.

Sadistic `Ninja had just finished discussing with the angry mob his ritualistic sex practices. Although many were interested, some were appalled by his stories (especially the parts that involved goat blood). Because few people had actually gotten the mob to listen to something they were saying, he felt the need to actually put it in print. He went further to hand out a small newsletter that explained in great detail the joys of sex with demons. The more conservative mob leaders convinced the rest of the mob to suddenly become prudes. They all locked him up, with the burliest man they could find- Kashi. Little did they know of Ninja's documents detailing the identity of the sniper. The News reporter had been jailed.
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#25. Mylian was angling for a tossed salad, but got shot in the head.
#34. sadistic `Ninja, your news reporter, likes bdsm Naruto fanfiction. Oh, and he got jailed.
A bunch of mildly important people caught cop flu, and died a horrible death. But nobody mourned them.

The remaining active players are:
02 Sunset Sonata
04 flamingdove
12 Haven_gal
14 the.Blue.Iris
15 o 3-y
16 Shadow_articuno
17 A Dragonflys Sin
29 gute nacht mond
33 Heart Shaped Toastie
35 Draconissa
37 buzzkid24
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:11 pm


Haven_gal have had enough time a lot of on its hands, therefore they s' it has been decided solicit to reorganise. This Pöbel bend thwarted which OCD become, after qu' have had; he had paid attention Jeff Lewis on bravo to much of. They l' in the prison and then started their cell immediately have thrown, parce qu' to reorganise; they n' a does not have Feng Shui. She was also forced to carry the shirt.
The good night maan (Gute) a strong individual was. They the rail has let run. When the contactors is they come receive, she has poured. Unfortunately it well n' did not be very intelligent. She is in the head by sniper' become; ; drawn; s-Gewehrkugel, framment far from their g Mannschaft hairclip.
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#12 Haven_gal is in jail, now.
#29 gute nacht mond, your G-team, died.
Buzz went inactive.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:47 pm


Day 13: Bad luck can undo any plan

The angry mob's numbers had been dwindling from the very first of their senseless actions committed. All were becoming paranoid, and the mob could barely call themselves a mob with how few people were left standing. All hope seemed lost, as bodies were piling up from the deadly plague by the day, countless innocent individuals were placed into the crowded jails, and a sniper was still running loose killing whoever they felt like. However concerned for their safety, this did not stop the mob from it's usual mindless rambling and misplaced rage.
One member had enough, Draconissa faced the crowd, and went on a long, hard, and fabulous speech about their despicable behavior. Nobody listened to this rant, in fact few actually noticed that it was actually happening. When Draconissa finally finished speaking, Sunset Sonata approached the mob cautiously. She had listened to Draconissa's speech, and with rifle hidden behind her back she tried to convince the mob to jail her.
But, some members of the mob found Ash's sudden appearance just as suspicious as Draconissa's sudden fondness for long-winded talking. The mob was torn, and could not make a decision either way. So, a coin was flipped.
Tails, the side designated to Ash. Enraged, she revealed her rifle and aimed and shot...
Only to misfire, her gun jamming and her chamber becoming unusable. The mob threw her in jail, celebrating their first correct decision since they first discovered decision-making skills.
The innocents were all released from jail, some were scarred by the time, others hardened, others learned how to shoot pingpong balls out of their snatches.
And Sunset sonata sat in her cell with her dearest, and only true friend. Penny the pingpong ball.

After Ash's imprisonment, scientists were able to find a cure for the plague that had ravaged the inhabitants of Isle de Gambino during this tough time. The sniper gamers were returned to their respective cities, with nothing to remember the time spent quarantined but a bill of good help and a few less friends...
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#02 Sunset Sonata, your sniper, was tried fairly in a court of her peers.

GM notes

Wow. It's been wild, guys. I know you all did not vote me into this, but I hope you've still enjoyed my updates nonetheless. I'm sorry if you were looking for a cohesive plot, or less ridiculous updates, but I really tried to have fun with this update to try and pick everyone up from the seriousness of missing out on a few day's updates.
Thank you Mose, for allowing me to pick up where you left off. heart
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