Tired of having to spend time around pathetic
gryfindors, bookworm ravenclaws, and so help me, hufflepuffs? Well
here is a guild where you can come to enjoy the fine pureblood
company of other Slytherins.
Forget Ravenclaws and their wit, it won't get them into secret vaults under Gringotts -- that takes stealth. And those loyal Hufflepuffs, they don't use so they get used instead, it's just how the world is. And Gryffindor, ugh, those brave Gryffindors, where will their bravery get them but chained up in our cellars? But we Slytherins, we have it all. Stealth, cunning, manipulation; that's how you get what you want. Even those brutes of Durmstrang can't hold a candle to our ways.
Rich, young, powerfull, and wicked smart
the slytherins are perfect candidates to host the wildest parties.
This is a reminder to all you dense gryffindors out
there, this is a guild for Slytherins, no others need apply.
Join requirements:
must be a Slytherin
must be a pureblood
