Im Sex
I'm not a brass wannabe D:
You know, I actually remember wanting to play the tuba when I started at middle school lololol
and i was weak in the arm.
I demand zatalin make an update on the saxophone section. we consist of 4 variant species:
Soprano Saxophones like to pretend they're clarinets with a curved bottom. They're just as obnoxious as the clarinet, yet they boast their apparent coolness because Kenny G plays the soprano.
Alto Saxophones are the most sought-after instrument after the trumpet. beginners assume its easy to play, but its not. hundreds of key combinations make it so damn confusing, and some altos like to brag that they can play the low C note without passing out.
Tenors are complete assholes who, like the trumpets, think they're the main part of the band and try to play as loudly as possible. They almost always fail to realize that their scores aren't even the melody; and when they do realize, they like to attempt to play the melody by stealing 1st chair scores from the flutes and trumpets.
Bari Saxes are the most ridiculous of saxophones, being OVER 9000 feet tall, and requiring the use of 5 chairs stacked ontop each other to reach the mouthpiece. Not much to say, except that they are usually the artistic ones in the herd, most of the time becoming a drum major.
LMFAO! This legitly made my day :3 I'm now OVER 9000ft tall? xD YES!! XD Truth be >_> I'm trying to work my way to drum major xD
You also forgot the Bass Sax
Bass Saxes usually are the most geeky of the heard besides the Tubas. This section also consists of body builders in woman form and man form, man being more dominant in this sub-species. Bass Saxes like to think of themselves as those who LOVE to help lift heavy objects; their interment basically as heavy as the Tuba. The Tuba has some tolerance for Bass and Baritone Saxophones because they are mainly brass and are,too, completely low and nerdy.
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