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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:06 pm
Billy, for a wimp, always got in trouble. At any sign of danger he would run on the double. Even on days when we felt rather slow, His cowardliness told him to go go go!
stop/phone/ring/short
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:55 am
stop/phone/ring/short
STOP! What's that sound? People running all around. Phone is sitting off the hook. Where's that stupid yellow book? Time is short and tempers shorter. Ring the darn hotel porter! Got to leave, and leave right now. It's time to go milk Pam the cow.
pepper/califlower/stupid/puddle
Ok, I know that one was rather strange, but I'm not myself today.
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Shanra the Dragon Bard Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:31 pm
Old Jack the leper Was very allergic to pepper. When he ate it his sight became muddled And he often fell in a puddle. A stupid cook turned Jack's dinner to gook And Jack was not dry for awhile.
Ok I know this sucks don't judge.
wife/fly/dinner/decade
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:13 am
wife/fly/dinner/decade
For more than a decade His wife would create A wonderful dinner Of which they both ate
Then one night before him He found on his plate A sight most disturbing No one could debate
Under the gravy And under the meat His eyes caught sight Of teeny, tiny feet
He poked and he prodded With fork and with knife And found the poor fly Devoid of its life.
button/worm/steal/bomb
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Shanra the Dragon Bard Captain
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