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 Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:06 pm
Billy, for a wimp, always got in trouble.
At any sign of danger he would run on the double.
Even on days when we felt rather slow,
His cowardliness told him to go go go!
stop/phone/ring/short
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Posted: Sat Mar 20, 2010 9:55 am
stop/phone/ring/short
STOP! What's that sound?
People running all around.
Phone is sitting off the hook.
Where's that stupid yellow book?
Time is short and tempers shorter.
Ring the darn hotel porter!
Got to leave, and leave right now.
It's time to go milk Pam the cow.
pepper/califlower/stupid/puddle
Ok, I know that one was rather strange, but I'm not myself today.
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Shanra the Dragon Bard Captain
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:31 pm
Old Jack the leper
Was very allergic to pepper.
When he ate it his sight became muddled
And he often fell in a puddle.
A stupid cook turned Jack's dinner to gook
And Jack was not dry for awhile.
Ok I know this sucks don't judge.
wife/fly/dinner/decade
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 5:13 am
wife/fly/dinner/decade
For more than a decade
His wife would create
A wonderful dinner
Of which they both ate
Then one night before him
He found on his plate
A sight most disturbing
No one could debate
Under the gravy
And under the meat
His eyes caught sight
Of teeny, tiny feet
He poked and he prodded
With fork and with knife
And found the poor fly
Devoid of its life.
button/worm/steal/bomb
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Shanra the Dragon Bard Captain
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