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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:02 am


Edward Cullen is a Sparkle Fairy that was bitten by an actual vampire. So everytime he goes in the sun and sparkles, it just means he is decaying from the inside out. It was a Happy thought in MY head.... So the next time you see him sparkle, just think, he is that much closer to death. :]
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:17 pm


Hoorah! And then the twitards will start World War III

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:20 pm


Twitards + World War III = Apocalypse
PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:45 pm


There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:11 am


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
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Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:10 pm


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
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Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


There are so many obvious plotholes that even SMeyer couldn't pick up! That explains one of the reason why Twilight is so ******** up.

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:36 pm


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
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Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


I tried arguing the period thing over with Twitards before, and it didn't go so well. o_x But I thought about this when I started reading the first book (is sad for ever starting to read any of the books).
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:33 pm


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
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Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


There are so many obvious plotholes that even SMeyer couldn't pick up! That explains one of the reason why Twilight is so ******** up.

Case and point: Stephenie Meyer is one of the worst writers in human history!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 6:48 am


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
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Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


I tried arguing the period thing over with Twitards before, and it didn't go so well. o_x But I thought about this when I started reading the first book (is sad for ever starting to read any of the books).

I read 2 and 1/2 of the books and the entire time I wondered why the Cullens didnt go insane when she had her period. Oh and Shane Dawson has made a vid about that. Pretty disgusting in a funny way
PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:30 am


I thought about the period thing, too, but Twilight is just too full of plot holes. I gave up trying to amke sense of it and concentrated on surviving reading it. Saw Shawn's video, awesomely disgusting.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:34 am


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I thought about the period thing, too, but Twilight is just too full of plot holes. I gave up trying to amke sense of it and concentrated on surviving reading it. Saw Shawn's video, awesomely disgusting.

Shane, not Shawn (: I know, it's disgusting in a great way .. somehow.
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 12:56 pm


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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
User Image

Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


There are so many obvious plotholes that even SMeyer couldn't pick up! That explains one of the reason why Twilight is so ******** up.

Case and point: Stephenie Meyer is one of the worst writers in human history!


True. Even worse than myself. And that's a hard step to achieve, considering what I write is personally crap personified.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:27 pm


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Twitards + World War III = Apocalypse
= December 21, 2012
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:40 pm


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The Unholy Shadow
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There is a hole in SMeyer's litttle 'Vamps go to school' idea.
So you know how Jasper goes whacko around blood right? Yeah? Well then, will someone please explaine why Carlisle would send him into HIGH SCHOOL where people can get a nosebleed?! stressed
Also! You'd think that the bright hospital lights should make Carlisle a discoball in the ER.
Okay last one, if Alice can see the future, then why didn't she see the papercut coming?

Please and thank you! 4laugh
User Image

Also, how did they hold themselves back when Bella was on her period?


There are so many obvious plotholes that even SMeyer couldn't pick up! That explains one of the reason why Twilight is so ******** up.

Case and point: Stephenie Meyer is one of the worst writers in human history!


True. Even worse than myself. And that's a hard step to achieve, considering what I write is personally crap personified.

Even I tend to write better than her, and my stories are mostly of the military genre. Stephenie Meyer is a ******** moron.
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Twitards + World War III = Apocalypse
= December 21, 2012

Really? I'm not the type of person that would put a date for that. It could as well be tomorrow for all I know.

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