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 Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 2:36 pm
A boyfreind and girlfriend get done having sex and the boyfriend notices that after sex every time without fail the girlfriend always strokes his balls. So the boyfriend asks "why do you stroke my balls after sex?" the girlfriend replies, " i miss mine."
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 6:24 pm
I know a few really good jokes but I'm going to say one that my 6yr old sister said because it's plain retarted lol (and she's such a smarty!! She says a book is a name of a colour!)
okay here is her dumb joke she made up:
Q. What does Cinderella where to the beach?
A. light blue-coloured flippers
She is a dumbass apparently that joke is so dumb lol
Here is my joke.. not really funny but who said it had to be?
"Daddyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want a monkey!!" (The Annoying french child)
"Shut up" (the dad)
"Please?" (TAFC)
"Be Quite" (the dad)
"Daddyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i want a enchanted castle!!" (TAFC)
"Didn't I say shut up?? No." (the dad)
"Please Papa?" (the AFC)
"UGGHH FOR PETE SAKE SHUT YOUR F'N MOUTH!!" (dad)
"Daddyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Help Me Please?!" (AFC)
"Leave me alone" (the dad)
~~the TAFC (the annoying french child) got stabbed and died~~
THE END!!! ~bows~
"Shut up!!" (the dad)
"Holy Fizzil In my Snizzil You Shut Up!!!" (the me)
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Posted: Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:40 pm
ima tell a joke that i find funny its a vampire joke XD
3 vampire's decide to have a blood drinking contest to see who could drink the most
so the first one goes off and comes back about 5 minutes later he comes back with his fangs full of blood the other two ask him where he got it he says "see that dog over there" the other two nodd " i drank it's blood"
the second vampire goes off and comes back about 15 minutes later with her whole mouth full of blood the other two ask her where she'd gotten it she says "see that cow over there" the other two vampires nodd "i drank it's blood"
so the final vampire goes off and comes back not even 10 seconds later and his whole face is covered in blood the other two ask him where he got it and he said " see that pole over there" they nodd "i didn't"
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:27 am
this is the longest joke ive ever known....
so here goes..
if theres no ballpen, theres no notes....
if theres no notes, theres no school...
if theres no school, theres no diploma...
if theres no diploma, theres no work...
if theres no work, theres no money....
if theres no money, theres no food...
if theres no food, you get hungry...
if you get hungry, you get thin...
if you get really thin, you get ugly....
if you get ugly, youve got no girlfriend...
if youve got no girlfriend, theres no wife...
if you dont have a wife, you dont have kids...
if you dont have kids, you get depressed...
if you get depressed, you get sick...
if you get sick, you will die.....
so please....take care of your ballpen....your life depends on it.....^^
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