Bodice made with Jesus-lace is ******** awesome.

[chinotenshi]

Okay, so I've mentioned several times that I recently bought a $500 bodice from this really expensive bra store here in Japan that I SWEAR has Jesus chained to their lace machine.

Well, I've had it for almost a month now, and I try to wear it every other day.


My GOD has it done wonders.

This past Saturday I went into the store for my weekly fitting/body-make-massage and they measured me topless as they do every other time.

Between August 28th and September 12 I lost 4cm on my waist without losing any weight. That's nearly 2 inches WITHOUT LOSING WEIGHT.
My boobs also gained a centimeter worth of perkiness, and look fuller and slightly more balanced than they ever did before.
I also lost half a centimeter on both of my thighs.

This thing is AWESOME. It also has helped with my posture a lot, too.


I also found out that every time I purchase something I get points, and if I bring anyone in for a free fitting I can opt for more points. If I get enough points I can start getting bras and underwear for FREE.



I'm gonna invite everyone at the office to come in so I can get enough free points for free s**t.  

[Felin Greenleaf]

Is it wrong that I really want to see this thing?  

[Quaint Ethos]

Ooh, I've been thinking about waist training~

Nothing crazy like Ethel Granger though. >>

 

[LeRaven]

wtf that's nuts!!  

[Mahrahia]

Wait, you said you lost inches on your waist without losing weight. Doesn't that mean the body mass is being distributed differently around your body?  

[chinotenshi]

Quaint Ethos

Ooh, I've been thinking about waist training~

Nothing crazy like Ethel Granger though. >>

It's not waist training, it's keeping boob fat where it should be: in my boobs.


@Mahrahia: There are several reasons as to why your body sags over time:
1) age
2) child birth (each pregnancy results in 3cm gain of width plus 3cm of sag)
3) centrifical force from the Earth's rotation
4) not wearing the right undergarments

This store specializes in underwear that keeps your body from sagging by training the fat/muscle to stay where it's meant to be. They also have a specialized form of massage to massage run-away fat deposits back to where they came from.

I was totally a disbeliever until I went in for a free fitting. MY LEGS ENDED UP HALF THE SIZE THEY STARTED OUT TO BE AND MY BOOBS WERE ALMOST THE SAME SIZE AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE THEY STARTED GROWING. I was amazed. biggrin



@LeRaven: I accidently erased the before/after images we took the day I got my bodice and underwear. Next time I go I'll take pictures beforehand of how I look with tight pants and a tight shirt on, then take pictures of what I look like with the same clothes on after they massage me into place. biggrin

@Felin: http://www.maruko.com/lineup/saravir_5dfeck/index.html I have the beige top and the beige long-leg underwear.  

[Undecidability]

For that much money, Jesus himself better be knitting those things out of wine.

 

[Felin Greenleaf]

Yoko Salad

For that much money, Jesus himself better be knitting those things out of wine.

Wine is not very supporting, to my knowledge.  

[Undecidability]

Felin Greenleaf

Yoko Salad

For that much money, Jesus himself better be knitting those things out of wine.

Wine is not very supporting, to my knowledge.

With Jesus, it would be.

 

[chinotenshi]

Yoko Salad

For that much money, Jesus himself better be knitting those things out of wine.

I think he's laced to their lace machine. Either that, or he shits out the lace.