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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 4:56 pm
OMG! So last night while I was up wondering things about the world, I realized something. There HAS to be SOME type of being that like steals things that are hidden. FOR INSTANCE! CHEESE!!
But not just anyone's cheese! Little kids cheese! Like you know, when you're a kid, you have some cheese and you're like "let me hide it, so nobody eats it, and I can have some cheese for tomorrow". AND THEN IT HIT ME!!
CATS! NIGHT CATS! Cats are already generally evil creatures. And then there is a SPECIAL breed of cats! A special breed that ONLY comes out at night, to steal cheese that the children have hidden from others!
So the poor kids go to sleep, and they're like "well my cheese is nice and hidden, safe from anyone. Can't wait til tomorrow when I can eat it"... AND THEN THEY WAKE UP AND THEIR CHEESE IS GONE!!!
EVIL NIGHT CATS STEAL KIDS CHEESE!!!! D:
AND THEN! AFTER THAT HORRIFIC, AND TRAGIC REALIZATION! I realized something else!! That there is ANOTHER breed of EVIL, TERRIBLE, SATANIC cats! This breed specializes in instilling terror in everyone else! Pretty much meaning, All the adults! D:
They come to your house at night, and creak floorboards, turn the water on JUST A BIT, so you hear the *drip drip*, and MAKE YOU GO MAD! Or sometimes, in cases that have not yet been discovered/researched/cared about SOME OF THESE EVIL CATS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO KILL HUMANS!! NOT JUST THAT!! They KILL HUMANS! and make it seem like "simple accidents"... Like "Ohh they were swallowed by a giant snake" or the more common "ohh they chocked to death on their own cat hair!!" (The latter has never been a real case, and it has never actually been reported, BECAUSE THE EVIL CATS KNOW HOW TO COVER THEIR TRACKS!!))
This MORE EVIL breed of NIGHT CAT is actually known as a NINJA CAT! They are stealthy, evil, ruthless, and have been known to scratch peoples eyes out! eek
... You have been warned... Your task now... Is to survive... emo
I have put myself in grave danger by posting this thread... I hope that the crew members aren't part of the evil cats scheme of world terrorization... ninja
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 5:02 pm
hm, my cat is certainly a ninja, and she has tried to blind me at least twice.
maybe there is some validity here.
or maybe she's just hyper and likes running across my face.
one or the other.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 6:15 pm
Damn! How did you know these plans?
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:24 pm
Pixie Saylor hm, my cat is certainly a ninja, and she has tried to blind me at least twice. maybe there is some validity here. or maybe she's just hyper and likes running across my face. one or the other. Your cat MIGHT be a ninja cat! When you go to sleep, does she sneak off?? DERRAI-- I LEARN LOTS OF THINGS WHEN I'M SLEEPY!!!! scream
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:36 pm
If I were you, I'd sleep with a gun, and both eyes open, and not really sleeping.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:16 pm
buzzkid24 Pixie Saylor hm, my cat is certainly a ninja, and she has tried to blind me at least twice. maybe there is some validity here. or maybe she's just hyper and likes running across my face. one or the other. Your cat MIGHT be a ninja cat! When you go to sleep, does she sneak off?? DERRAI-- I LEARN LOTS OF THINGS WHEN I'M SLEEPY!!!! scream I don't know, I'm asleep.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 3:18 pm
Wait, when you said night cats, I thought you were talking about the kind that make lots of noise out in the alleyway like old cartoons. xd
See, this is why I like dogs. They don't sneak out in the middle of the night to steal your s**t.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 5:06 pm
Is my cat safe?! She's actually very nice, never bites and rarely scratches unless you bug her too much. She would never eat cheese... ninja
And she's super skinny.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:05 pm
She is a converted cat, and therefore a traitor.
Tell said cat to sleep with a gun, and with two eyes open, and not really sleeping.
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:16 pm
Derrai She is a converted cat, and therefore a traitor. Tell said cat to sleep with a gun, and with two eyes open, and not really sleeping. I'm noticing a pattern here. xd
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Posted: Sun Sep 13, 2009 6:39 pm
Anael De Ezra Derrai She is a converted cat, and therefore a traitor. Tell said cat to sleep with a gun, and with two eyes open, and not really sleeping. I'm noticing a pattern here. xd If I were you...
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