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 Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 10:47 am
I was on another website and they were talking about naming their genitalia. There were some great ones.
"The truth" for a p***s because the truth hurts...and you can't handle the truth.
"Chevy" for a p***s because it's 'like a rock.'
"Snickers" for a p***s, because 'it satisfies.'
"Breakfast of Champions" for a v****a.
"Hans and Franz" for boobs: they're going to PUMP YOU UP.
"The Batcave" for a v****a...TO THE BATCAVE!
rofl
Anybody here name their parts/their partner's parts?
When I was younger I called my vag Deep Forest. But now I shave so it doesn't really work. xD
My friend calls his p***s Leviathan!
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:09 pm
Not anything private but a friend of mine has told me she names her eyes the first base coach. Because they tell people to round to second >.> aside from that nothing from me or my friends seems to fit.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 5:38 pm
I call my boyfriend's p***s "Mr. Happy" or refer to it as a "compass" sometimes. Or "manhood", things like that.
I call my vag "va-jay-jay" sometimes, as a joke based on an old Fark meme that arised back when Britney Spears was flashing her coont all over the press whenever she got out of a car.
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 7:17 pm
Actually scratch the latter part of that previous post, there is a name that was a joke that has stuck when a friend jokingly called it such. This name I am not particularly proud of and that would be an authentic Pacman arcade Stick <,< I mean I am a gamer but that is just something that has to drop off this earth xd
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Posted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 9:11 pm
Me and my girlfreind call my p***s "Mr.Snakey" ^//^
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Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2009 11:01 pm
I named my boobs Evelin (left) and Chelsy (right)
Aside from that I don't want to name my v****a.
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 8:44 am
We call my boyfriend's p***s "Little Mister" and my v****a, "Little Miss". It sounds better in French though. =P
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Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2009 12:32 pm
For me it's bunny instead of the usual p***y wahmbulance
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:47 pm
Well, my friend's name is Ziggy so we named his p***s Marley
and my boyfriend named his p***s Fred...dunno why but okay.
My cooters name is Jay Jay lol
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 3:18 pm
Well, my boyfriend and I are both leos (born in August). Since leo is a lion, we kinda named them after Simba and Nala from Lion King. blaugh
His being Simba, mine being Nala, of course. 3nodding
And my breasts are named after Dana and Dina, the twin three-horns from Land Before time. xp
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:28 am
I don't have an embarrassing name for my d**k, but I DID watch this show tonight called the History of sex, and the show explained that in the Chinese sex manuals, in the early religions, they described the p***s as a golden dragon or jade pillar and the vag as a golden lotus. It was kinda funny...
But for me if I named my...male extremity...It would seem kinda silly, and my girlfriend would probably be turned off. I mean it is a PART of me, not a different person, if I thought about naming it something like Fred. PLUS-- what about all of the people ACTUALLY named Fred. Suddenly they are all dicks. D:
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 8:31 pm
my vag is named lily lee cuz its a flower 4laugh and my bfs p***s is billy lee from like double dragons his best friends is jimmy lee cuz they are like brothers
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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:40 pm
Since I used to be a sailor I wonder if I could name my piece "Steamboat Willie"? Take that Disney! >P
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