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| YES I LOVE HIM!!! |
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| your face... |
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| NEVER!!!! *runs* |
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 Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:26 pm
Johnny Sometimes… You can cry until there is nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray to what ever god you think will listen. And, still, it makes no difference, It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent… It would not be because it cared -written in blood before everything went black *remembering that JTHM was more than Happy Noodle Quotes*
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:48 pm
All the quotes you have in here are from Happy Noodle Boy! He was the one thing I didn't like in JTHM. My favorite quote is "The world would be such a better place if people only used guns on themselves"
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Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2006 6:50 am
Mine is "YOUR LAZY EYE DISTURBS ME!"
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:58 pm
Oh my God, its.....DIARRHEA!!
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Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:33 am
"My God!! Are you kidding!? I've always dreamed of having super powers!!! This is just too much to resist! I HAVE HEAD-EXPLODY!"
"It's okay! I'm alright! I think my spine has exploded, but I'm fine."
"How is it you're so beautiful and so ******** ugly inside?? You know it wouldn't take much to make your outside look like you inside!! HEH!! I could just chop your brain out! It doesn't deserve such a pretty body!!!"
"Any pile of stunted growth unaware that entertainment is just that and nothing more, deserves to doom themselves to some dank cell, somewhere, for having been so stupid!! Movies, books, T.V., music - they're all just entertainment, not guidebooks for damning yourself!"
"I'm going over the stars."
"Honestly, it's so difficult to truly care about so many things without, first, knowing the answers to some of the most fundamental, mind ravaging questions! How can one possibly respect the existence of something, people in this case, when that something seems to defy respect? They sdo such trivial things, and find amusement, even up to "so-called" maturity, in the incessant mistreatment of their own kind."
"s**t! Only one bullet?! And I used it on somebody else?! Damn! Oh damn! Oh.... Oh, wow!! Fiz-Wiz!! Cherry Fiz-Wiz!! I didn't know they had Fiz-Wiz!! WHEEE-HEE!!"
"Dear Die-ary, I stared, motionless, before the mirror. As always, I stayed until I'm convinced that there is no glass, nothing, separating me from the room I see on the other side. I imagine that everything is different. Over there. Better. There are people, in that world, who I would like. But, like always, my hand hits that glass. I know that if I'd only waited just one more second... s**t. I'm gonna go kill a party clown."
"So why have I been collecting all the blood? I hate blood! Like I hate piss and sweat and s**t and spit and all of the sewage of the organism! Just like I detest that ******** cream filling in a twinkie!"
"Do you have any idea what's going on down there?!! Hideous things! People are suffering, and people like... well... me, heh, are running around!! Suicide, genocide!! People are killing moose!! You buy a video game system, and a better one comes out in a month!!! Powdered eggs?!!! Self esteem is so low, girls are buyin' wonder bras!!! Do you see!? DO YOU? God?"
"And what's with those flying angel bunnies? They're ********' creeping me out!!"
"Oh... ohhh.. if you would... please.... excuse me. You know that feeling you get? The one where you just know you're going to projectile vomit out of every orifice? I feel that right now. I want you away. Leave me to my vomit."
"Dear Die-ary, The passions that drive us should be the ones we respect and admire. To feel contempt for one's own motivations is a vulgar thing. Too often, it seems, I've succumbed to less than admirable compulsions driven by this furiously reprehhensible machine of mine. So many things inside that I can do without - Desires and urges and what not. So extraneous. By the time I write in this book again, I hope to be as cold as the moon that lights this page."
"Sorry about that, but it didn't look like he'd be shutting up anytime soon, and I've no time to wait. Oh don't worry about him, he'll be up in awhile. He might be permently blind, though. Oh well that should make it easier to get away with stuff!"
All of these are said by Johnny! I just love him to bits! ^.^
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Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:15 pm
"Goddamn, My navel itches.." -HNB
and....my favorite panel would have to be the one where Nny is at the Bagel shop in hell and that one guy gets projectiled out of the window by the force of his own grief. (for not having enough butter,,,,or something like that...)
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Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:43 am
That part where he's drilling the guys head. The guy says sorry and sence there's so much damnage already Nny says it would be mean to leave it so he keeps drilling then it sound like the drill gets stuck and they guy askes if he's dead yet
"This is takeing a little longer then I thought. I'll go make us some sandwiches and I'll come back.
Do you want cheese on yours?!"
rofl That is my favorite short story
But the best quote that I use all the time if from the old lady
"HEY!! MOVE IT!! EVERY PLACE I HAVE TO BE IS IMPORTENT!!"
blaugh Ohh so true... so true...
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:50 am
"well ******** you mr bear you speak lies, LIES!!!!
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