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Alureah The Protector Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:40 pm
We need some jokes around here. Mind telling a few? Blonde, beer, religious, or just plain stupid jokes! C'mon, jokes all around =D
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:06 pm
Why did the gay cross the road?
Cuz his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
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Captain_Shinzo Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:47 pm
A blonde walks into a barber shop wearing a pair of headphones. She sits down and the man is about to cut her hair, but he stops. "Ma'am, you're going to have to take out your headphones," he said. At first she was reluctant, but then she agreed, shrugging and taking them off. A couple of minutes, the blonde fell over, stone cold dead. The man is really confused, but then he listens to the headphones, thinking her death was somehow connected to them. He listens, and they say: "Breathe in...breathe out..."
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:45 am
Loool.. XD
I got a good one.
So, there were three survivors from a plane crash in the middle of the jungle. A Pope, A Priest, and a Preacher. They came upon a village full of woman and one male. The male was the chief, and the chief talked to the three strangers. He talked to the Pope first, "We don't want you here, so you have two choices. Death or Moombaw." The Pope was confused, but shrugged, "I don't know what Moombaw is so I'll go with that." The chief shouted, "Moombaw!" And all the woman in the tribe came and raped the Pope.
The chief soon turned to the Priest and asked, "Death or Moombaw?" The Priest thought for a moment, "Well. I'm still quite unsure what moombaw is.. So I'll go with Moombaw." The chief turned to the village and shouted, "Moombaw!" And all the woman came and raped the Priest.
Finally, the chief turned to the Preacher and asked, "Death or Moombaw." The preacher said, "Well.. I know what moombaw is now, and I shall go with death." The chief turned to the village and shouted, "Death.. BY MOOMBAW!"
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Alureah The Protector Vice Captain
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Alureah The Protector Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:19 pm
What do you got a girl with pig-tails?
A b*****b with handlebars..
Compliments to DJ_RAMEN.
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:56 pm
So there's a nun, a lawyer, a catholic priest, and 16 kids with the nun, all on a plane. And the plane has an engine problem and is now going down. The nun says, "Save the children!"
The lawyer says, "******** the children!"
The priest says, "... do we have time?"
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Alureah The Protector Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 3:02 pm
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