This is how you play!

Choose one of your Patch characters. Anything goes - kid, guardian, NPC. Then, list their reaction to the ten random things/situations below. (Script it or write it like a solo, idc). Respond with their reactions in a post to this thread! Or post it as a solo, whatever.

Here's your list!

1. A knight in shining armor carries you off into the sunset.
2. An eighteenth century gent pops out of nowhere.
3. A street full of abandoned umbrellas.
5. You find a racy porn mag on the street. A ten year old girl runs up to you and demands: "Give that back, that's mine."
6. The Food Network wants you to star in their new show.
7. A pond full of rubber ducks.
8. You're not wearing any clothes! You need some badly, but the first house you pop into only has extravagant cross-gender stuff (I'm talking lolita, three-piece suit, red carpet stuff)
9. Oh my god, a huge ice cream cake. You haven't eaten in days (oh, and it's in the center of a shark filled pool.)
10. You wake up, and there's an unknown corpse in the room with you.