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Xiporah

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:39 pm


I'm seriously thinking about one next year.

There's two forms of IUD. (Intra-Uterine Device, those T shaped things) One lasts five, the other lasts twelve years.

Then there is Implanon, which is a flexible plastic strip that is surgically implanted under the skin in the arm. It lasts 3 years.

NuvaRing seems sketchy to me. Basically you shove this plastic ring up your cooter and leave it there for three weeks.

Seriously. I cannot remember to take BC pills for s**t, or I remember and forget to bring them and I don't want a patch or a shot or something that will increase the frequency of office visits.

I want the convienence of not having to refill prescriptions (a pain in the a** for me since I can only get mine at my HMO pharmacy) and proven protection against babies.

Seems to me like an implant is the perfect solution.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:57 pm


My sister has a five-year IUD and she just loves it.

Paski


Boarding School Reject

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:18 pm


Drake has Implanon, could could PM him.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:43 pm


I may just do that. :3

I am also going to talk to my mother. She was on birth control for eons before her hysto.

Xiporah


Addykat

Dapper Krampus

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:19 pm


Implanon sounds ******** awesome. o_o
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:22 pm


They don't always let you get an IUD unless you've already had children.
So you might want to check on that.

Mystery Contendor


Streetlight Fights

PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:41 pm


That sounds scary. I can imagine it having horrible effects on you or something.
PostPosted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:41 pm


The only problem I see with Implanon (and this is just me) is that I'd be freaking out, poking it, shifting it around, I CAN FEEL IT SQUICK SQUICK UGHHH. But if it doesn't bother you than it seems pretty BA.

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Xiporah

PostPosted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 7:23 am


luxGRAYP
They don't always let you get an IUD unless you've already had children.
So you might want to check on that.
I'd talk them into it. I don't see having or wanting children in the forseeable future anymore. It used to appeal to me greatly, but I see people I remember as children married and with babies and children and I find myself relieved that I'm not them. Mama's a rolling stone, apparently.

If not, then I'll push for inplanon.

I may have a kid or two in my late thirties, if at all.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:40 am


I have no problem with pills.
I keep them in my purse and I have an alarm set on my phone.

My friend has nuvaring... it just seems awkward.
I have no idea where it sits, and she has to take it out every 3 weeks to put a new one in.

Quaint Ethos


Xiporah

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:40 am


Quaint Ethos
I have no problem with pills.
I keep them in my purse and I have an alarm set on my phone.

My friend has nuvaring... it just seems awkward.
I have no idea where it sits, and she has to take it out every 3 weeks to put a new one in.
I am famous for leaving s**t places, losing s**t, misplacing s**t, forgetting it at someone's house, etc.

I went off birth control the first time because I lost the entire package and had no refills left and I couldn't be assed to take an entire day off work to go get the prescription refilled. This was back when I worked in DC though. My doctor's office was in MD and it took me 45 minutes just to get to and from work.

I just want something that lasts.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:02 pm


HYSTERECTOMY WILL LAST A LIFETIME ?

jkjk :c

Addykat

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