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 Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 1:19 pm
Denzel: You seriously think that albums sung in Jherracz have secret messages in English when you play em backwards? That doesn't even make any sense!
Taezer: Or maybe it makes PERFECT sense? Eh? Eh?
Denzel: *sighs.* Just play it already...
Taezer: *presses the play button, and listens carefully...*
Album:
Yyyyoooooooooooooo-! I haven't got another chimp!
Wild I check the runnang chick!
Watch the chichi-go up a- down!
You - Can - Put - It - Where - You -
Point on the doll where he touched you!
Have I gotta second twanga?
You - Be - Judge - When - I - Can -
*guitar solo*
I had tea with Mohammed, And he
Doesn't like very well the cats.
Scare - You - If - The - Light - Go -
In the place with the ground beef yeah!
And I part the red sea to the left!
IfYouCannotSeeMeThenYouWillNeveeeeeeeer
Feel it running down your thigh!
Denzel: That's enough, Taezer...
Taezer: Then admit I'm right!
Denzel: Fine! Fine! You were right...
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:21 pm
Sieg: Today we're cooking salsa! .....50000 51000 habanero peppers!
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:29 pm
Irvine: Dearly Beloved! We are hear! To big farewell to one we knew quite well! Jareth's X Box! He played it and played it until it just broke! Of all the death matches we held the ones on the X Box resolved most matters!
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Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 2:57 pm
Jatara: And helped prove you and your racist cracka a** ain't worth two farts in a hailstorm. Your motha really shoulda taught you more manners when you were ********' her.
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:17 pm
One day during the college years...
Headmistress Onigumo: Mr. Dallis I don't knwo where your son learned such language! But we do not condone calling people the following phrase.
Jareth: ........ eek Sweet grandfather of Quatzacotl!
Isaac: What!? I just called that [Censored] a [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] [Censored] who couldn't [Censored] a [Censored]
Jareth: ISAAC NATHANIEL BARZAHD-DALLIS!
Kera Barzahd: ......Thats the last time you go anywhere with your uncle! I told him to use a Christian tongue around Isaac!
Isaac: But Moooooooooom! That priest was a [Censored] dumb sack of [Censored]
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 11:32 pm
A rant from Avike.
Avike: ....okay so Im one of the few half demon half Jherron children at my school. A typical day starts with Josh trying to about Naia and Mariemaia cause he was stupid enough to compliment both on their outfits. Then Isaac bottles our teacher's soul up for a while cause he couldnt stop saying s**t every time he got somethin wrong. Then we have Liam who did nothing to offend anyone. Raechel told us another granola bar story about her uncle. Then Diego acted like father in high school and El Kabonged our teacher. Jessica tormented Josh by taking his PSP again and played with it til the batteries ran down. Then Jon, ran away from the screaming fangirls a bloody dutchman released from the forbidden broom closet! And Sara and May did their usual bets on who will be eyeing me after school is out. Ya know that same bull s**t that happens when your the son of Jareth Dallis worlds biggest child!
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:06 am
"Couplings that should never oughtta happen among the KINE cast...
Irvine with Jatara... (Jatara by the way being a person of Jherron upbringing, but full direct Etheopian heritage... and doesn't actually talk like in the following sentence.)
Irvine: You stupid negro, why you gotta be using my tax dollars for YOUR welfare check?
Jatara: Irvine, stop messin' with the local color and get yo cracka a** over here!
Irvine: Yes, dear...
Denzel with Autumn...
Denzel: You mean NOT hitting stuff is a good idea?
Autumn: Yes. Unless they're Jehova's witnesses.
Timzet and Rana...
Rana: You alright, dear?
Timzet: Just a nosebleed...
Rana: This seems to happen every time I come out of the shower...
Geren and Christina...
Christina: Hey, hon. I'm home!
Geren: NOT IN THE FACE!!
and lastly but not leastly, Hank and Eishurai...
Eishurai: Wait... wha... what are you!? OH! - Ohhhhhhh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you!~
Hank: Nnnnnnnn!
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:44 pm
Jareth's being bossed by a wife
Jareth and Anya
Anya: Sit still or I will give you a jar head cut!
Jareth: Yes dear......
Anya: There all done!
Jareth: .....I look like Takeshi Kaneshiro now.
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:42 am
And now... we will be entertained by a chorus sung in four part harmony by different versions of Geren... with us today will be Chibi-Geren on Falsetto, Winter Geren on Tenor 1, Original (gray-skinned, drunken) Geren on Tenor 2, and the duet of Panda Geren and Snakeman Geren on bass.
Gerens: *sing a rendition of Good-bye Ladies as their respective versions of Rana walk by.*
And now, the guy who hits stuff with a mallet....
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 3:32 pm
Excuses used by Isaac Dallis during the next generation.
Isaac: That car was already burning when I got near it.
Isaac: I didnt know she was the headmaster's daughter.
Isaac: ....Thats not the head of a Jahova's witness. Its a prop!
Isaac: I believe you will understand that I didnt lead the purge on the Vatican I was too busy stealing the dead sea scrolls!
Isaac: What? I can't hate the French?
Isaac: .........well I think he had it coming! He looks like a rice picker!
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:13 am
And now, the excuse used by Geren after that last remark was made and... something happened.
"... Sometimes, one must cut off a finger to save the hand."
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:06 am
The list of countries Jareth and Denzel are no longer allowed in despite diplomatic immunity
Mexico - Stablizing the mexican economy and making it so they stay there. Also made their water drinkable again ruining the whole curse of Montezuma.
France - Numerous hate crimes aimed at the french
Amsterdam - Cornering the market on Hashish and not sharing!
North Korea - Pantsing Kim Jong Il
Canada - For spray painting canada sucks across the country so it can be seen in space
Cuba - Shaving Fidel Castro
Russia - Turning Vladamir Lenin into a marrionette
Mongolia - Because they took back the territory that was china's to begin with.
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Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2005 9:07 am
And now an event Geren would fear and loathe
Isaac: Yo! Im shackin up with your daughter!
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