I was telling him how I was glad I didn't make it to the next round of Taeyang Quarterly.
He told me if I was still in I could of done the porn version of Goldylocks and the 3 bears.
Then I came up with what if the 3 bears caught Goldylocks and mauled her. Fake blood and doll parts. Whee!
He said his idea was better.
"This p***s is too small. This p***s is too big! This p***s is just right."
Pft. I love Pat.
