Hect
ManwithnoName
Hect
I didn't want to post before the whole thing was up. I thought it would ruin the mystique of it all.
In other news, some a*****e left gardening gloves on my desk. Who the ******** would do such a thing? I don't even garden.
In other news, some a*****e left gardening gloves on my desk. Who the ******** would do such a thing? I don't even garden.
That a*****e, was trying to tell you to get off Gaia, and do something productive for once. The earth is dying. Oh and its through now.
I figured it out. Apparently one of my parents thought I should have work gloves for some nonexistent future point in my life. So they decided to leave them right on my ******** desk. I was like, "***** please, I's in college. I ain't need dis s**t fo' no reason. I be straight chillin'."
Then I threw them into the hallway and proceeded to study for six hours straight for the exam that I had today. I didn't need to study that much, it was way too easy.
Now I'm ******** exhausted, since I haven't slept in nearly 24 hours. I also hate myself and the world, and probably will fall down the stairs when I go take make myself a sandwich (which some woman should be doing for me). I don't even plan on making a sandwich, that reference was inserted purely so I could add the womanizing joke, and I'm not even a true womanizer. I'm probably just going to have a bowl of ******** ******** ******** ******** OUT MY a**
Great guide. I'm not so sure about getting myself shot though. Do you have anything for long distance relationships? I'd be extremely interested in reading that.
