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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 7:26 pm
Oh my Key...
Post your favorite Korean English jokes here!
I'll start.
There was a man and woman waiting at a bus stop. The bus was coming so the woman said " Wata, Wata" since she was Korean ( it means it's here, it's here). The man, who was American, though she was saying what day, what day, so he said "Monday". The woman thought the man said " mondae?" which means what is it? and she said bus dae. So the man said " oh, happy birthday!" You're the only one for me...
Please unlock my heart
For you're the key to my heart...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 10:11 am
Ahahaha XD Heard this one before
Actually, my friend Taeui is an expert on these kind of jokes...I'ma ask him to tell me one so I could post...
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2009 5:23 pm
Lol! It's so hard to think of english puns.. *sigh*
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:09 pm
don't know if this counts, but i think it's funny.
There once were 3 friends who always ate their lunch on the roof of their building, an Italian, a Korean, and an American. Everyday they always had the same thing for lunch.
Pasta again?! I'm so sick of pasta! it's all i ever get for lunch! if i get pasta one more time, I'll throw myself off the roof! said the Italian one day.
Kimchi again?! i'm so sick of Kimchi! it's all i ever eat for lunch! if i get Kimchi one more time, i'll throw myself off the roof! said the Korean man.
Balogna sandwiches again?! I'm so sick of balogna sandwiches! it's all i ever get for lunch! if i get balogna sandwiches one more time, i'll throw myself off the roof! yelled the American man.
The next day, all three went to the roof and opened their lunchboxes. The italian man had pasta, the Korean man had Kimchi, and the American man had bologna sandwiches. they all throw themselves off the roof and die. At the funeral, the italian man's wife cries I didn't know he was that sick of pasta. if he had only said something, i would have made him something else!
the Korean man's wife cried I didn't know he was that sick of Kimchi. if he had only said something, i would have made him something else!
they both looked at the American man's wife, who hadn't shed a single tear. and she said.....
Don't look at me. the idiot makes his own lunch!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:23 am
I have another one biggrin
This actually happened to my dad's friend, which makes me laugh:
There's a man that just moved to America from Korea. Every day for dinner, he goes to a restaurant and orders the only thing he knows in English: "Spaghetti please." Every single day, he orders the same exact thing and he starts to get sick of it. One day, he sees the man next to him and the man orders steak. When they bring it out, the korean man gets all excited and says "Oh, I'm going to order that tomorrow!" The next day, the waitress asked him "What would you like to order?"
"Steak please."
"Ok, how would you like it done?"
"Eh?"
"How would you like it done?"
"... Spaghetti please."
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