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Take a song you know, Name either the artist or the song name, (preferably both), and arrange the words to make a parody of how you are feeling at the moment.

The Story of A Girl


THIS IS THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND (ship)
I TRIED TO HELP BUT SHE FOUGHT TO NO END
AND WHILE SHE LIES SO WELL TO EVERYONE
I ABSOLUTLY DOUBT THAT...
SHE CAN CARE

How many times has she screamed?
How many times has she walked out on me?
And Im so empathetic
Letting her make a fool of all she sees!
As long as I let her win things,
Backing down to a fight I can't lose!
How many standards are too much?
She sets them up high and not one can I choose.
She doesn't like when it's not her way,
You must hold your talk or she'll walk away-
And she thinks it all goes away the next day...

THIS IS THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND (ship)
I TRIED TO HELP BUT SHE FOUGHT TO NO END
AND WHILE SHE LIES SO WELL TO EVERYONE
I ABSOLUTLY DOUBT THAT...
SHE CAN CARE

How many others would stay?
Just to put of with this s**t day after day!
Letting them complain away?
Watching our mouths for the words that we say.
As long as I let her win things,
Backing down to a fight I can't lose!
How many standards are too much?
She sets them up high and not one can I choose.
She doesn't like when it's not her way,
You must hold your talk or she'll walk away-
And she thinks it all goes away the next day...


THIS IS THE FUNERAL OF A FRIEND (ship)
I TRIED TO HELP BUT SHE FOUGHT TO NO END
AND WHILE SHE LIES SO WELL TO EVERYONE
I ABSOLUTLY DOUBT THAT...
SHE CAN CARE

Your clothes never wear as well the next day,
And your hair never falls in quite the same way-
But you never seem to run out of things to say...

this is the story of a friend (ship)
i tried to help but she fought to no end
and while she lies so well to everyone
i absolutely doubt that ...
she can care

This is the funeral of a friend (ship);
Stuck in denial that she's a good friend!
And while she tells herself she's better than them,
Somewhere I know she knows that,
She's like us...

This is the funeral of a friendSHIP!
I tried to help but she fought to no end!
And while she lies so well to everyone
I absolutely will not let you,
Waste my time...
Waste my time.

Sorry, the mood I feel is Pity. -_-