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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:42 am
This is for all yuo people who have jokes but they don't belong anywere else.
my joke .(sorry girls if you find it offending.)
A woman was at a bar. She orderd a margarita. Before she could take a sip, a handsom man walked in. He saw that she was eying him, so he went over. He told her he would do anything she wants, for $20. But, she has to say it in 4 words or less. So she looked in her purse, and found a $20 doller bill. She leaned close and slipped it in his hand and wispered....
CLEAN MY HOUSE. rofl rofl rofl mrgreen lol
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 9:54 pm
2sweden This is for all yuo people who have jokes but they don't belong anywere else. my joke .(sorry girls if you find it offending.) A woman was at a bar. She orderd a margarita. Before she could take a sip, a handsom man walked in. He saw that she was eying him, so he went over. He told her he would do anything she wants, for $20. But, she has to say it in 4 words or less. So she looked in her purse, and found a $20 doller bill. She leaned close and slipped it in his hand and wispered.... CLEAN MY HOUSE. rofl rofl rofl mrgreen lol I like that one. I would give him double to clean my house. rofl
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Raistlin Elmore Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:25 am
Same here. But, I would do something else first: "Let me bite you"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:14 pm
haha. I did my best to write it word for word, but I forgot stuff.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 4:46 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 6:43 pm
A man walks into a bar, with a shotgun, and he kills a guy...isn't that Hilarious!? HAHAHAHAHAHA! LAUGH DAMN YOU! LAUGH BEFORE I DEVOUR YOUR HEART, and CRAP OUT YOUR SOUL!!!
(I know it sucks, but it's the best I got, oh anyone who can spot the Machinima refrence wins a pathetic Human to kill))
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 5:59 am
so to fruits are sitting on the shelf at the store. the apple asks the banana "why do people pick your kind more often than mine". the banana said " we are better a peal".
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:32 am
Ok, don't get offended, this isn't my joke. I didn't make it up, and if it upsets u tell me please.
Two Mexicans lost their jobs and their homes. They, now, are both sitting on the side of the road, holding up signs. One of them, hasn't gotten anything, maybe a dollar or two. The other one, is richer than he was before. The poor one asks the rich one, "What does your sign say?" but the rich one says "Yours first." The poor man's sign says Lost Home, and Job. Needs money and food for family! The rich man's sign says Give me 10 bucks and I'll go back to Mexico!
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Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:45 am
A duck walked into a bar. He walked up to the bartender. "Have and grapes?" The duck asked. The bartender looked at the duck. "No, now scram!" the duck left. The next day, the duck came back and asked. "Have an Now grapes?" The bartender shook his head. "No, now go away!" Now this happed for 2 weeks, until: The duck walked into the bar. "Got any grapes?" he asked. the bartender took out a hammer. "No! If you come back one more time, I'll nail you to the wall!" The bartender yelled. "The next day the duck came in and asked. "Got any nails?" the bartender shook his head. "No." The duck smiled. "Good, got any grapes?"
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Posted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:03 am
2 sweden i did'nt get your first joke.
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Posted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 10:38 am
for the person who ruined my joked two posts up scream crying
a rabit walks into a bar and hops up onto a stool the bar tender lookes at him and says "what can i get you?" therabbit asks "got any grapes?" the bar tender replies "hey this is a bar we don't do grapes" so the rabbit hops off the stool and goes out the door....the next day the rabbit comes in again and the bar tender looks at him and the rabbit looks back the bar tender says "What can i get you?" and the rabbit asks "got any grapes?" the bar tender says to the rabbit "listen don't come in here again your a talking rabbit scaren away my costumer and we don't do grapes dang nabbit this is a bar!" so the rabbit jumps off the stool and goes out the door the day after the next the rabbit comes back and the bar tender gives him a naughty mad stare but he says "what can i get you" to no surpriwsew the rabbit asks "got any grapes?" so the bar tender throws down the glass hes cleaning and takes a hammer from under the bar "listen here rabbit if you come in here again i'm gona nail your fuzzy little tail to the back of the wall right there" so the rabbit opps down from the stool and runns out the door the next day the rabbit comes into the bar again and the bartender gives him an undiscribable stare after a long while he asks "what can i get you?" the rabbit asks got any nails?" the bar tender replies "no" the rabbit smiles and asks "got any grapes"
thats how you tell it!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2010 12:30 pm
this might not belong anywhere else but here
if your uncle jack helped u off a elephant would u help your uncle jack off an elephant blaugh
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2012 4:24 pm
How did the butcher introduce His Wife?
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 9:49 pm
You guys are bad! Funny, but bad. rofl
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