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Hello. My name is Daveyy. You may know me as Daveyy, David, Dave, DaveyyX, BrickOne, etc. I've come to you guys today to talk to you about the FBB crisis in our nation. Now you ask me...What is FBB? Well, I'll tell ya!
FOOD BITES BACK!
Yes, I said it. Food Bites Back. It's an often-occuring, violent and brutal, yet ironic event taking place in our world. In a world where Goldfish can bite your lips, Twizzler Licorice can choke you and Minute Maid can clean your uvula with regurgitation, this awful circumstance is the main cause in assault charge risings and lawsuits toward food industry.
Do you remember Warheads? Why aren't they vended much anymore? FBB lawsuit.
So I implore you, be careful. Some steps to avoiding an FBB victimization are as follows:
1) F the fruit!
-Either Ferociously eat the food (hence NOMNOMNOM) or French the food. (hence French toast, French fries)
2) A shameless nameless
-Regardless of whether it is brand name or generic, food is food. They will hurt you.
3) Like an MC.
- Food cannot do much of the "biting back" during the freshest part of its life and the nearing of expiration.
So, as it says, be careful. Though this is false and purely written for entertainment, just remember
FOOD BITES BACK!
Discuss:
food
traumatic moments with edible goods
how this killed some curiosity or boredom
being a hollaback girrrrrrrrrl
uvulas
