I was going to put this in my blog, but I was afraid some of you would not see it. This was sent by a friend and I wanted to share it with my friends.
Sick of those "sissy" Hallmark sounding friendship poems that never come close to reality? Well, here are some promises that speak of true loyalty:
1. When you are sad - I will get you drunk and plot revenge against the b****** who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I'll use little words
6. When you are sick - stay away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you got.
7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Just let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
Sick of those "sissy" Hallmark sounding friendship poems that never come close to reality? Well, here are some promises that speak of true loyalty:
1. When you are sad - I will get you drunk and plot revenge against the b****** who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
4. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
5. When you are confused - I'll use little words
6. When you are sick - stay away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you got.
7. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A REALLY good friend will help you move a body. Just let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel!
