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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Jellyfish in my paintbucket! HELLLPPP!
Stranger: don't tell me your problems
Stranger: for I cannopt save yu
You: BUT YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
Stranger: no child
Stranger: look within
Stranger: it's all right there
You: For the Schwartz??
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
Stranger: what kind of jellyfish?
You: The species cannot be revealed!!!
Stranger: ...

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Testing
You: How does this work
Stranger: hey whats up smile instead of waste your time and mine chatting to someone we can't see..
Stranger: I am female, 30 y/o looking for an ordinray guy(not some freak) to meet on weekends for romance and possibly a little more, or at least someone to chat with online. I have met two guys on here already and we had sex, but that was all.
You: Wow,so your one of THOSE people..
You: So how was it?
Stranger: If you want to see some pics of me, and learn a little about me go to my blog sexalexa5.tumblr.com.. I also have sexier pics(but obviously not in public view) just go to my dating site, there is a link on my blog.
You: I'm just a nine year old little boy..i don kno how to type tht

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


That was a weird one




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: testing
Stranger: It works
Stranger: Congratulations!
You: Oh my gawd,thanks!
You: Theres a dinosaur about to eat you,what do you do?
Stranger: Find it something else to eat
You: but
You: theres nothing else to eat
Stranger: I'd eat the dinosaur then
Stranger: It's not the only thing thats hungry
You: Thats not fair
You: Dino is my pet
You: You can't just eat you jerk!
Stranger: Oh yeah?
Stranger: What about that time you ate my sparrow?
Stranger: A loved Charles like a brother
You: I was hungry
Stranger: But you killed him!
You: I was hungry!!
You: And you killed my goldfish!
You: So we are even
You: Boo ya!
Stranger: Goldfish
Stranger: Huh
You: You just got served with whipped cream
Stranger: You call those things pets?
You: Yeah huh
You: and you call a sparrow a pet?

You: Pshhhhhh,thats food not a pet
Stranger: You didnt know Charles like I did
You: Oh i knew him
Stranger: He understood me when no one else did!
Stranger: You b*****d!
You: I roasted his brains in a pot and ate them
You: Then used the bones as toothpicks
Stranger: Thats not very hygieninc you know
You: It was good
Stranger: Sparrows bones can spontaneously combust when used as toothpicks
You: Look i still have it's intestines
You: *throws the insides at stranger*
You: >D
You: You just got served..AGAIN
You: Boo ya


LOL and another one:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ..Hi
Stranger: how are u?
You: good..still yelling at my computer..and you?
Stranger: OK
You: BOO! did i scare you?
You: WHY THE CAPS
You: OH SH** CAPS LOCK AGAIN
Stranger: NO
You: STOP YELLING
Stranger: where are u from?
You: AUSTRALIA MATE
Stranger: OK
You: GOTTA LOVE THE GREAT OUTBACK
Stranger: i am form china
You: SO YOUR..LIKE..ASIAN?
Stranger: welcome to china
You: WOW THANKS
Stranger: china is very good
You: I TOTALLY LOVE CHINESE FOOD
Stranger: OK
Stranger: yes,chinese food is very good
You: A DINOAUR IS ABOUT TO EAT YOU
You: OH,ISN'T IT?!
You: IN FACT,I'M EATING SOME NOW! WHAT A COINCEDENCE EH?
Stranger: NO,.I DON'T KONW
You: YOU BETTER RUN OR PETE WILL EATTTTTT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: STOP YELLING AT ME YOU JERK
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: = =
Stranger: 你的心情不好啊.,
You: SPRINKLES SALT AND PEPPER ON YOU
You: SIC EM' PETE!!!!
You: >D
Stranger: yes yes.,
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i need some help
Stranger: ok
You: well my friend is lyign on the floor and he isn't moving
You: ' lying
Stranger: ok
You: i don't think hes breathing
Stranger: i would call 911 bud
You: i did
You: they still haven't come
You: is he asleep?
Stranger: people breathe when theyre sleeping
You: i poked him with a stick and he still won't move
You: what do i do?
Stranger: wait for 911
You: they never came
Stranger: or CPR or something
Stranger: call again
You: i don't know how to CPR
You: i called a million times and they think i'm faking it and wont come
Stranger: theyd still show up
You: they wont come
You: what should i do?!
Stranger: then take him to the hospital yourself
You: i cant
Stranger: why
You: hes too heavy
You: and i'm at a park
Stranger: theres no one around
You: the hospital is 20 miles away
You: no one around,theres been tornado warnings
Stranger: how are you on here if youre at a park
You: laptop
Stranger: you bring your laptop to the park?
You: what do i do now?
You: of course
Stranger: sounds like youre screwed.... cuz you sound like an idiot
You: i don't know what to do now
You: tell me what i should do
You: wait,hes waking up i'm going to hit him with a brick so he doesn't wake up
Stranger: I told you... but youre a ******** dumbass
You: now what do i do?
You: cussing isn't nice
Stranger: keep being a dumb a**
You: what do i do,i think hes bleeding
Stranger: ugh
You: i don't carry around a fisrt aid kit
You: that would be stupid
Stranger: of course you dont
You: what should i do now?
You: wait,what is that supposed to mean?
Stranger: I dunno, you have an excuse for everything
You: should i do the heimlock manuever or something?
Stranger: I dunno, you know jack s**t
You: i am pretty smart,aren't i?
You: ok im going to try the heimlock thing
Stranger: and
You: i don't think its working
Stranger: how can you be typing, if youre doing that
You: what do i do?
You: i didn't try it
Stranger: no s**t
You: i dont think it would work
You: whats wrong with him?
Stranger: of course you don't
Stranger: he has an idiotic friend
You: i know he does
You: at least im the smart one
Stranger: HAHA, yeah right
You: oh,there a person!
You: i tried yelling to the person but he just ran away
You: why?
You: can't he see my friend is,like,dead?
You: maybe kicking him a few times will wake him up?
Stranger: you know, this conversation is so stupid. Youre a ******** idiot, you have an excuse for everything, you don't do s**t
You: what am i supposed to do?
Stranger: youre probably making this up, and I could really care less
Stranger: "what am I supposed to do" meh meh meh
You: i swear i ain't?
You: this happens all the time
You: in okalhoma
Stranger: how about you hit yourself with a ******** brick, and then maybe youll be saved by someone who isn;t that dumb
You: well that isn't smart
Stranger: sounds like oklahoma is a ******** up place then
You: hitting myself with a brick would hurt myself..duh..
Stranger: youre not smart so why does it ******** matter
You: did you just say im smart? thanks!
You: oh,my friend is waking up now
Stranger: I didn't call you smart
You: should i take him to the hospital now
Stranger: tell your friend to beat the s**t out of you
You: i can't say that,english isn't my first language
Stranger: and that youd rather be on the computer than trying to get help for him
You: plus
You: he wouldnt understand what i mean
You: *whispers* he's not very smart!
Stranger: of course he wouldn't!
Stranger: look, another ******** excuse from the dumbass
You: now what should i do?
Stranger: sit right there, I'm gonna drive to oklahoma and beat the s**t out of you because youre the stupidest waste of sperm and egg I have ever met
You: well someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed! Stranger grumpy!
You: aww,thanks
You: i can't believe you'd drive here for me
Stranger: yeah just to beat the hell out of you
You: Wanna be friends? : -)
Stranger: yeah right
Your conversational partner has disconnected!

You: CHEESE
Stranger: POOOOOOO
You: MILK
You: EGGS
You: CRACKERS
You: COWS
You: DUCKS
You: CHICKENS
You: CATS
You: DOGS
You: MEAT
You: OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Stranger: I'm impressed
You: lol?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

XDDD

Funny story:

One night me and my 16-year-old sister were playing on Omegle.

Whenever a guy would come up masturbating (which was often), we'd rate their p***s and chat with them.

My sis got bored and went off to talk to her boyfriend on the phone. I kept going.

All of a sudden I find the biggest, most perfect p***s on my screen.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: oh wow
You: nice p***s
Stranger: thanks smile
You: how long?
Stranger: 8 inches
You: wowza
Stranger: wink
Stranger: it seems to like you wink
You: XD
Stranger: lol
You: do some tricks
You: lol
You: cute
Stranger: dont know many hahaha
Stranger: smile
You: well, its too bad you're so far away
You: you seem fun
Stranger: you too!
You: i live in texas
Stranger: ontario sad
You: awh
You: so far north
Stranger: do you have any tricks? wink
Stranger: lol
You: i'm like mesmerized
Stranger: lol!
You: but like i'm too shy to reciprocate
Stranger: oh well, you are verypretty!
You: thanks!
Stranger: smile
Stranger: no proooob
Stranger: shouldnt be shy though, ifesmore fun when youre not
Stranger: lol
You: i knoooow
You: maybe someday
Stranger: smile
Stranger: good smile
Stranger: think you have the body for it though wink
You: lol
You: maaaybe
Stranger: can i see? clotheson of course
You: mkay, just a sec
Stranger: k smile

At this point I back up from the computer and did a little twirl, fully clothed in plaid shirt and green short shorts.

Stranger: wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: lol
Stranger: holy !!!!!!!!!!!!!:O
Stranger: amazing!
Stranger: smile
You: thanksss
Stranger: nothing to be shy about!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: :O
Stranger: you are gorgeous
You: thank you
Stranger: like...........sow
Stranger: wow#######
You: you seem pretty cute too
Stranger: nehhh razz
You: awh common
You: at least from the neck down razz
Stranger: smile
Stranger: yeah just....wow
You: you're sweet
Stranger: im sorry im stunnedlol
Stranger: smile

From here, things got weird on my part. I was so flattered I figured what the hell, and slowly took my shirt off, revealing my bra.

Just then my sister walks through the door and then we both laugh as she walks back out.

You: my sister just walked in on my
You: LOL
Stranger: oh man!!!!!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: good thing you werent doin more wink
You: lol, i know!
Stranger: although... wink
Stranger: I wouldnt hate to seeit
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: i bet
Stranger: smile
You: it is SUCH a shame you livei n canada
You: what a waste
You: i'd immigrate for that bod
You: plus for the health care
Stranger: sme goes!
Stranger: well yeah, bonuslol
You: lol
Stranger: prett smile too!
Stranger: pretty***
You: whatevveerrrrr
Stranger: :O true!!!!
You: lol
You: thanks
Stranger: wink
Stranger: so yeah i could do 1 trick lol
You: i like your facial hair
Stranger: lol thanks
You: how tall are you
Stranger: 5'10
You: hottt
Stranger: u?
You: 5'9
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: smile
You: lol
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: 20 next month
Stranger: happybirthday! lol
You: lol
You: its next month!
Stranger: still.....
Stranger: razz
You: awh
You: well thank you
Stranger: smile

*CUT FOR INAPPROPRIATENESS*

You: it's jumpn
Stranger: it happens wink
Stranger: goota move to texas wink
You: XD
You: can i see the your face? :>
Stranger: nehhh lame lol

Proceeds to show his full face.

You: cuuuuute
Stranger: thanks*rolls eyes* lol
Stranger: So......now that the getting to know you pasrt is out of the way.... wink :lol
You: XXD
Stranger: You'resmile is HUGE right now!
You: haha
Stranger: well yeah, add you FOR SURE
You: it's so funny
You: just from your p***s i knew you were my type
Stranger: ?
Stranger: haha thats good!!!!!!!
Stranger: your shades said it all!
Stranger: wink
You: XD
Stranger: biggrin !
Stranger: man its like 3am here lol
You: lol
You: it's 2 here
Stranger: stayin up late, niiice wink
You: yeah i spose
You: you are so cute
You: i like your fluffy hair
Stranger: lol thanks, so are you,I just look goofy though
You: goofy is fuggin sexy then
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you
Stranger: are
Stranger: awesome
You: added you!
Stranger: Perfet(stupiod email, good punk album I used to LOVE)
Stranger: razz
You: lol
Stranger: you ar etoo cute, I can't stop smiing like an idiot

Aaaaand now he and I have been talking for two weeks everyday. We have a lot in common and actually may date each other in the future. He's actually smart, funny, sweet and just awesome. What a story for the grandkids...

But yeah, I think he's freakin' cute:



Thanks Omegle!

You: help?
Stranger: ok
You: ok
You: its kinda longiSH story
Stranger: well give me the tl;dr
You: ok
You: i dared my friend to drink some bleach and now hes passed out
Stranger: hahahahhaha
Stranger: you're kidding
You: before he was vomiting blood
Stranger: well
Stranger: i hope you like prison kid
You: no
Stranger: call a hospital
You: I DID
You: but
You: they said its low priority
Stranger: hahaha yeah ok well did you tell them that he DRANK BLEACH
Stranger: and that he was VOMITING BLOOD
Stranger: and UNCONCIOUS
Stranger: cause usually those will turn it into a high priority
You: i did!
Stranger: well then i guess you're a murderer.
You: sad
You: oh no
You: hes not breathing
Stranger: yeah well i would have told you to give him an acid to neutralize the base, and lots of water
Stranger: but it soudns like you made him chug bleach
Stranger: why are you on omegle
You: a cup of bleach
Stranger: and not taking him to a hospital
You: not the whole thing
Stranger: you're an idiot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I hate the ones that say "oh im super horny!!!"
what am i suppose to do about it? >w<