Behatzlacha-S
I've given out my real birthday. I don't want anyone to know my age.
Sorry, Behatz; I guess I did not plan this timing out well. Your birthday is in two days, Mazel Tov, but you have it in your signature and profile and...
Sorry, I only just thought of this idea today.
I mean, I don't know how one even would crossreference for a birth year, but I'm sure it's possible.