"CYBER BAD."

"Down with cyber, up with spam!

"If you want to cyber, then type REPORT ME in nice, big capital letters."

"If you really want to cyber, then type 2349781263478235679256896876546543516874624168765465765416576846841684684351321687987654384435741654684357385741837318576184354654121732167843541867."

"*takes out wizard robe and hat* WHO WANTS TO PATHETICALLY CYBER AND THEN GET REPORTED AFTERWARD?! biggrin "

"Moldy cream cheese is icky. So are cyberers. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO BE COMPARED TO MOLDY CREAM CHEESE?!"

"2, 7, 98, Cybering's the thing we hate!"

"

And then, to deal with a specific person:

"*poke* You have been infected with Internet AIDS for cybering. Please, don't have a nice day!"

(More to come.)