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 Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 1:03 pm
GRANTED, milluons clap in unison at the olympics this summer, all EXCEPT THE CHINESE *dun dun dun* who have signed an alliance to the hypnotoad and thusly bomb the rest of the world while we are not able to defend ourselves.
I wish for someone to understand exactly what this means (≧ロ≦).
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:59 pm
Granted, you meet a person who understands exactly what you say and likewise you know what they're talking about, years later you relize you've been talking to your reflection.
I wish for another grilled cheese sandwich.
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Posted: Sun Aug 24, 2008 10:57 pm
granted but the new sandwich was laced with arsenic.
I wish I was in the mood to read my sociology textbook.
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 7:02 pm
Granted you read your textbook, but you become obsessed with social change to free the labrats, get bitten by said rats and suffer from Ebola and die a bloody painful death.
I wish I wasn't in a car accident.
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Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 12:33 pm
Granted, you aren't in a car accident...you're in a airplane accident.
I wish to possess the knowledge of cupcake baking.
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Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 2:47 pm
you do, but something goes horribly wrong and the flying monkies come out of the cupcake and kill you
i wish i had something to do rolleyes
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:15 am
Granted, you decide to go on a murderous rampage.
I wish it was Christmas!
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Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 1:51 pm
Yes, but if it were christmas right now, santa and his reindeer would die of a heat stroke in Florida, and there would never be christmas again.
I wish I had an iphone.
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Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2009 10:18 pm
Inoguchi Natsumi Yes, but if it were christmas right now, santa and his reindeer would die of a heat stroke in Florida, and there would never be christmas again.
I wish I had an iphone. granted, but your fingers were ripped off in a meat grinder xp i wish the tv series FireFly was still on..
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Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:34 am
Granted, but then the show goes completely downhill to the point where you can't stand to watch it anymore.
I wish my room was clean.
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Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2009 4:14 pm
Granted, but the kitchen wasn't clean and you had to clean that. I wish I had a laptop.
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:23 pm
Granted, but just as you get one they become so 20 years ago.
I wish my headache would go away.
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