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“One does not boast of such conquest when in reality those are the easy targets.” Kirk responded to his helmsmen. He wasn’t going to allow someone to show him up as it were. The captain knew better than to list of his little games with the female officers aboard the Enterprise…well, his little escapades didn’t just end there. Worlds…ah, the many fine women he had been with, but none of them could keep his attention for long.

He grew bored with clinging women. “Oh, ha ha. Uhura,” he chuckled, giving the woman a wink. She could say all she wanted about his sex life.

Oh snap. Janice delivered a lovely line. “How true.” He added in, “I don’t think I’ve ever heard female voices emitting from his room…” he taunted.

“Sulu, inform me when we arrive..and I mean five minutes..not when we’re orbiting.”

His gaze drifted along Janice’s body, it lingered on the basic of eye sex. “Tell me Janice..” he said when she joined him in the lift. “What sort of thing will I be breaking up?...Level four.” He instructed the computer.

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Again? he thought to himself. This was the third time this week a card game had broken out. The first two times it had been amusing, well the first was the more amusing one. Now it was just a pain in his a**. He didn’t have to come down and break it up but it was the only way to truly get his point across.

“Doubtful…I haven’t entered the match.” Was Kirk’s response as he stepped out of the elevator right after her. His gaze locked onto the lounge where this event was taking place and strolled over there with Janice by his side. The doors opened and the site he saw made him shake in his head in utter annoyance.

“Break it up,” he spoke calmly first, but his voice was lost to the two brawling. The watchers had known better, to always keep attention for the Captain’s voice. “I said break it up now.” His voice still calm as ever, but his actions seemed to contradict his tone. His foot smacked one of the men hard in the face, causing a bloody nose. This at least got them to cease, enabling the captain to see who was being naughty. Ricky and Lee. He should have know Ricky would be apart of this.

“This is the third time this week Ricky…” his voice was calm, soothing, as if he was going to forgive the man a third go. But that’s not how Captain Kirk worked. Not by a damn long shot, and the ensign knew that as it dawned upon his face. Jim casually leaned down, and picked up a lone card off the lounge floor. His gaze throughout this was on Ricky. “Oh, as much as I hate..to be so…ruthless…” a dark smile formed, “here, take my hand…don’t worry..” he held out his free hand, and hesitantly Ricky took it.

Too slow. His mind said. Using the other hand with the card and precise execution, managed to slit Ricky’s throat, “A simple card trick to learn…” he tossed the card onto the floor as he strolled towards Janice, slipping an arm around her waist. “I hope you’ve learned a lesson my dear…”

He was at the door before he paused. Kirk chuckled, “…take care of the mess Lee..I’d hate for you to share the same fate….” Once out in the hallway, away from the noise, Kirk’s hand drifted from around the female. He brought his hand to his face, “…these hands have done so much…and they aren’t done yet…”

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