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 Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:39 am
*Commits a crime.*
Anyways, here's an exert from the Deathly Hallows, a Hairy Potter book.
"She tasted disgusting, worst than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..."
"Right, but remember, I don't like the beard too long-"
"Oh for heaven's sake, this isn't about looking handsome-"
"It's not that, it gets in the way! But I like my nose a bit shorter, try and do it the way you did last time."
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 12:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 10:44 pm
I'm angry! I've been waiting for this book to end for an hour, and when I finally think it has, an epilogue! Why on earth would it need an epilogue?! GRRR!
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 12:27 am
Because this is how writers go, some people always have the "what if?" or "what happens now?" popping into their mind.
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:33 am
What if Hairy dueled Albus?
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Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2009 9:45 pm
I think I just learned a seduction technique, but I can't be sure... Last time I thought I learned a seduction technique I ended up with one less shirt, and when people asked about my cat and I told them I didn't have one they seemed to think it died... But I never really had a cat. Actually I only ever tried it once... Maybe it will work on a second go! *Rips off shirt* I hope the people in this guild are good vets, because I think my cat's dying! *More shirt ripping*  Free gum to anyone who helps my cat whose dying!
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 12:22 am
................................... stare
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Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 1:54 am
Just so everyone knows, it's supposed to be read from right to left.
Maybe the cat thing would be more effective if I ripped someone else's clothes... JAX!! My cat's dying! *Grabs her clothes and starts ripping.* I need improvised bandages! *Rips more.* MY CAT IS DYING! *Walks out of her closet.* It's a good thing she's in the bathroom or she'd be mad at me for sneaking into her closet and ruining her clothes. I'd better leave before she finds out what happened and accuses me. *Walks into her kitchen.*
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:26 pm
"It won't be so hard again," he said with satisfaction.
"Was that very hard for you?"
"Not nearly as bad as I imagined it would be. And you?"
"No, it wasn't bad… for me."
-That's what Bella and Edward said!
Anyways, I think I've perfected my stolen and modefied seduction technique.
(In a beautiful voice) Oh MY GOD! My cat is dying! I need improvised bandages! *Rips my shirt revealing perfectly sculpted abs and chest.* Please, help me rip the shirt off so I can use it as bandages! My cat's life is at stake, so please help without being embarrassed! If I care that much about my cat imagine how much I'd care about you if we fell in love.. HAAALP.
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Posted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:42 pm
"(9). The importance of proper nutrition and proper exercise in combating SOB"
-Philip J. Cable
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 11:39 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 11:32 pm
"To my husband, Pancho,
for your patience, love, friendship, humor,
and willingness to eat out."
-Stephanie Meyers
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 7:15 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:48 pm
"Farty D=
Why?"
-Demon of the Stars
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