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 Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 11:25 pm
Maybe, but I don't wanna try to find what happen
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:28 am
Where is the tallest tree on zOMG? confused
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:05 pm
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 9:35 pm
Sounds about right to me 3nodding
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:21 am
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Posted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 2:01 pm
You don't hold it in as much as I do 3nodding
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JoeKing Master Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:31 pm
1. If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
2. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
3. When a cow laughs, does milk come out it's nose?
4. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
5. Why is abbreviation such a long word?
6. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
7. If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
8. Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the special olympics?
9. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
10. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
11. If a stealth bomber crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
12. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
13. Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
14. Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
15. Why do people say "tuna fish?" They don't say "beef mammal" or "chicken bird!"
16. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
17. If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the one enjoys it?
18. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
19. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
20. If you try to do nothing then aren't you doing something?
21. Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?
22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your a**?
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:05 pm
1. All litter is the same.
2. All the oil comes from the corn.
3. A cow does not laugh.
4. They shoot us with a camera first.
5. Something has to scare the little words.
6. Clowns eat cannibals.
7. Pointing with your finger should be fine.
8. They still only have reserved parking for the handicapped or they wont be able to compete if they can't park anywhere.
9. Yes, it's a nice sight to behold.
10. It never becomes a success.
11. Yes, it fails.
12. Mimes secretly talk when nobody is listening.
13. They already do.
14. They're singing about another one.
15. I say 'tuna'.
16. MIA
17. It means the one didn't survive long enough to suffer.
18. Yes.
19. Both, succeeded at failing.
20. Just until you're actually doing nothing.
21. They use it as an example.
22. I call them 'it' and 'that'.
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