Listen up, Maggots!
Before we head off to war and waste your worthless pitiful lives there is one thing I want to make sure we're all clear on.
Your worse than scum, and filth, and trash, and garbage, and dirt, and rocks, and stone. Your worse than all those things, you live beneath them, beneath the ground, beneath dogs, and insects, you live lower than the lowest pits of hell. You don't even know what you are! Your pathetic, and a poor excuse for the less than worthless entity you've unknowingly disgraced yourself as.
Your a maggot. Your beneath everything, and you do nothing but be steal and rob from all of the living, forming a parasite underground and attacking the lowest of the low, the food source, and not just the food source, but it's source as well, it's roots, and destroy all that good and wonderful on this land.
You plague the area, and fester, leaving an infertile cesspool behind you in your wakes as you do nothing but devour what is set out to be the rightful food of the land creatures.
You do nothing but destroy the food source which is used for the useful creatures above the ground, who can actually be of some worth. The trash and rocks and the garbage still possess some sort of use or a form of neutrality in that they simply drift about; however you as a maggot your worth less than nothing, your a horrific abomination, not worthy of the title creature, and do nothing but infest, and spread disease among the helpful creatures of the land, which you do not deserve to even live beneath!
You know the only useful thing a maggot does? It Dies, and turns into fertilizer, so that it may be some use to the world. You know what that means? The only useful maggot is a dead maggot.
You know what dogs like me do when they see a maggot come above the surface, not worthy of the air? We kill it, and let it’s dead carcass rot and actually turn into some use…
So if I’m nothing but a dog… then you’re nothing but dog food.
So maggots, we prepare for war, is your silly less than worthless carcass prepared for the gruesome, harsh, overpowered fight ahead?
We hope so, because straight into hell we go…
