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There was once a girl named Julie, who had an extremely large schizophrenic pet hamster, who bought a very large alligator, which then proceeded to eat Julie, but the hamster just sat there. He was so captivated with the red glowing yoyo that he forgot he was supposed to help her with her hair-do for her fight with the alligator, but when the tap dancing alligator tripped and fell he realized he broke the yo-yo. He tried to fix it with some chewing gum but the gum was too hairy so he choked and tried to do a backflip but he didn't go high enough so he died. Then the hamster started to dance but fell into an open toilet and got really, really, sticky because it was filled with melted candy and bubble gum. Then Julie flew off to the heavens, where she met The Chosen Wizard that decided Harry Potter was not the first popular wizard who had an embarrassing bright glowing pink Mazda Miatta. She threw a pie stuffed with furs in an envelope that was burning blue with sparkly hot flames. The wizard ate it even though it was filled with push-pins and laughed when cows tried to go caroling on an exploding beach but ended up farting from laughing as they flew over the moon while throwing up on julie's taco supreme nachos. Julie