(( I just reread this whole thing and laughed so much and all I can say is I love y'all so much omgosh! And I'm glad it's being revived, also. XD ))

Luke: *runs into the café screaming, plops into a spinning stool and spins around singing*

OHHHH THE SAILOR'S LIFE IS THE LIFE FOR ME,
HOW I LOVE TO SAIL O'ER THE BOUNDING SEA
AND I NEVER NEVER EVER DO A THING ABOUT THE WEATHER
FOR THE WEATHER NEVER EVER DOES A THING FOR ME~

*abruptly stops spinning, takes a minute to ride out the dizziness*

AHOY! If there's anyone running this place, I would loooooooove to have some coffee with about five spoons of sugar and pumpkin spice creamer! Pleeeaaase!