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MiniNHG
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:42 am


If a bear farts in the woods will the people in the elevator still smell it?
PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 8:49 pm


Of course not! I ate all of the people in the elevator. The new recruits to our Kingdom of Night couldn't figure out how to stop the blood loss.

Midnayuki
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Kapatheona Mataharie
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 1:12 am


It depends on if The Captain or Donkey boy were already on the elevator.
If they were on, then every one on the elevator would have no sense of smell left. I have had to be around them before, so just trust me on this.
stare eek stressed cry gonk crying burning_eyes xp wahmbulance evil
Of course that would have to be a different elevator than the one Midnayuki ate.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 5:01 pm


crying burning_eyes Too Much Information!! burning_eyes crying

Rowan Damia
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Raistlin Elmore
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 10:13 pm


Probably, but I won't smell it in my spaceship. It is custom made so no bad smells can ever get in.
Mexxes helped me with it by taking samples of the Captain & Donkey boy. Now no foul odors will ever get past my air filter system.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:26 pm


make u appreciate being able to fly. no need for elevators. blaugh

blackaddersfork
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 12:09 am


no only people in the insane aslyome would....
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:34 pm


Sorry I think the new smell is the dead rat on my head. redface

Raistlin Elmore
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Insane Demon Monkey

PostPosted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:57 am


Raistlin Elmore
Sorry I think the new smell is the dead rat on my head. redface
tht is a dodo bird...
PostPosted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:42 pm


Insane Demon Monkey
Raistlin Elmore
Sorry I think the new smell is the dead rat on my head. redface
tht is a dodo bird...

There was a dead rat under the dodo bird.

Kapatheona Mataharie
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Midnayuki
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PostPosted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:23 am


i killed all the people on the elevator ,because they found out i did'nt fart. the fart came from between my legs,i don't wash down there to make a secret knockout gas.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 02, 2009 10:16 am


I think you should'nt tell others of that.
EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lord Velakar


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PostPosted: Wed May 05, 2010 3:43 am


I'll bite you hahahahah. Yeah
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