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 Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:47 pm
Vas? Did you just-Did you just shoot me?!?!?!? *looks at darts* Oh please tell me you didn't just infect me! *picks up frying pan* You cute little vermin! Get out of my kitchen before I call the exterminator!
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:49 pm
Yes. Mwhahahahahaha! *jumps in through the window* I wasn't in your kitchen... Now I am.... *jumps out* Now I'm not! Mwahahahaha! *reloads*
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 4:51 pm
Wellll.... Hmmmm.... This is going to be strange.... *locks doors and closes window* I think I'll just make some cookies... Then I'll take the test.... *bakes cookies and leaves on table. Eats cookie* Nummy.... Okay. I should go now... Dammit...
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:05 pm
*sneaks in through window and takes cookie* Munch munch munch munch.... Guess I should just wait here for Memu..... Wonder how good I shot him.... Munch munch.... These cookies are good.... Munch..... Could use some poison though.... *looks through cub-boards* Here's some... Munch.... *dip* Munch.... Very good. smile
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:07 pm
*slams door happily* Ohhhh! Congratulations I get to strangle you now! Oh and btw, I'm charging you with rape and breaking and entering. Joking! But I do blame you. *glares*
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:09 pm
*takes feet off table* What did I do...? Oh yeah. I don't blame ya. So how much am I gonna have to pork out in child care? Munch munch munch.... *eats more cookies* What do ya put in these things? They taste just like ma used to make!
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:12 pm
*picks up pan and crosses arms* Rat hair. I put rat hair in the cookies. And the answer is nothing, cause you ain't leaving you cutie.... Now... Get in the basement with the others!
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Posted: Wed May 12, 2010 5:15 pm
Huh... Well ma always was a lousy cook... So we're talking four or five maybe six figures in there ya? That's fine, but I'm not sleeping in the basement I demand a bed! At the very least let me sleep on the couch! *plays with DNA shot-gun on lap* I don't have a house anyway so I wasn't planning on leaving...
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:34 pm
Fine you can sleep on th- OMG were acting like a married couple! *gasp* And your eating my cookies! Stop that I haven't frosted them yet!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:44 pm
Fine FINE! Where's the f-ing frosting anyway? *picks up cookies and chews on cigar*
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:54 pm
UGH! You men are so useless in the kitchen! *stomps foot on ground and pouts* Its always in the cup-board! And stop smoking or your going outside!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:56 pm
This cub-board? *drops cigar in sink while getting frosting* Why are we even frosting cookies? Aren't cookies good by themselves? If we're going to add something to these cookies why not add... add.. um... Chicken or something!
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:59 pm
Ewww no chicken is gross in cookies! That's like adding cool aid to cat food! *starts frosting cookies* Now let's talk... Maybe I'll even find a nick-name for you little fella smile
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:04 pm
I'm not a dog mister smexi cat, and if I were I would eat you. What are we supposed to talk about I just met you....er.. sort of.... *frosts more cookies* Now how many kitty-demon-babes are we going to have?
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Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 7:05 pm
Oh. 6 you naughty boy. *winks* Now couldn't you have looked that up yourself? *eats cookie* Nummy...
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